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What is a BBQ to you?

Got invited to a BBQ this weekend. They only served hotdogs and hamburgers. Grilled hotdogs and hamburgers are yummy, but it’s not BBQ! WTF

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ImpeccablyImperfect · 51-55, F Best Comment

Well….despite what’s cooking, I am pretty sure nobody invites people over for a microwave 🤷‍♀️

OnlyfansFan · 41-45, M

@ImpeccablyImperfect 😂😂

ImpeccablyImperfect · 51-55, F

@OnlyfansFan thanks for the BC 😊

OnlyfansFan · 41-45, M

@ImpeccablyImperfect No problem, I’m totally going to put “Want to come over for a microwave” on a T-shirt.

GunFinger · F

To me it's about the good food such as hotdogs/sausages/burgers, salad, sandwiches, drinks such as beer, wine, juices, soft drinks and the good people I'm with.

OnlyfansFan · 41-45, M

@GunFinger I’d go to that BBQ; sounds like a good time whatever you call it.

gdon39 · 46-50, M

Hey. No hot dogs and hamburgers on the grill is called grilling.

To have BBQ you must smoke meat over various types of heat sources but always have wood included to smoke the food. Typically low and slow, but not always.

You can BBQ nearly anything, Meat, fish, veggies, fruit, tofu (must squeeze as much moisture out of tofu)

Hey OnlyfansFan, thanks for voting in the left-handed poll, appreciated. Where do you live BBQ fan?

OnlyfansFan · 41-45, M

@gdon39 I’m from south Alabama; living in the Midwest now.

gdon39 · 46-50, M

@OnlyfansFan I knew you were from a smoking region. I'm in Kansas City, MO.

OnlyfansFan · 41-45, M

@gdon39 Nice! You guys definitely know the meaning of BBQ!

rosyhills · 31-35, F

I've experienced that before.
Work BBQ for employees. We had hotdogs and chips 😂

OnlyfansFan · 41-45, M

@rosyhills So wrong, I mean it’s good and it’s free, but it isn’t bbq! 😂

rosyhills · 31-35, F

@OnlyfansFan right, we had a nice little laugh about it

Pinkstarburst · 51-55, F

If they are HAVING a bar-b-cue you are having burgers and dogs. If they are GOING to bar-b-cue then you are eating BBQ.

OnlyfansFan · 41-45, M

@Pinkstarburst That tracks.

Jackaloftheazuresand · 26-30, M

I would consider this A Barbecue but I would not consider this BBQ

OnlyfansFan · 41-45, M

@Jackaloftheazuresand Fair.

Sapio · 51-55, M

Brisket, ribs and chicken with cornbread, potato salad and slaw. That's a BBQ to me.

soar2newhighs

BBQ for me is robs(oven baked- did ‘m after watching a video. Amazing!) Burgers, dogs and salads( macaroni and red skin and regular potato salads, fried chicken wings and buffalo style.

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wildbill83 · 41-45, M

blasphemer! 🤔

soar2newhighs

@wildbill83 It’s what one does when it’s colder than a witche’s teat outside!! It’s all about fall off the bone flavor!

wildbill83 · 41-45, M

@soar2newhighs best time to grill, we do pulled pork for Christmas get togethers around here (on a real grill, wood/bbq)

guess we just have thicker skin and better taste... 😉

meJess · F

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calicuz · 56-60, M

You must live in California, they call "cook outs" Bar B Qs, and all soda is called Coke.

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JonLosAngeles66 · M

@calicuz I'm in SoCal, I've never heard anyone refer to anything but Coke and cocaine as Coke. Lol

Spoiledbrat · F

To many anything that's cooked on a grill is a bbq but I call coke soda. @JonLosAngeles66

calicuz · 56-60, M

@JonLosAngeles66

I'm talking about the old days my friend. 😅

exexec · 61-69, C

Growing up in Georgia, BBQ to me is either pork or chicken smoked over hickory, but since I moved to Texas, I have to include brisket. It's not burgers and dogs.

OnlyfansFan · 41-45, M

@exexec Brisket…🤠

DunningKruger · 61-69, M

You're being too literal. They invited you to a cookout, and a lot of people refer to a cookout as a BBQ.

Umile · 41-45, F

Yes.

Where's the meat.

We do rice and sides.

Everything has to taste good.

Like MSG on a plate.

OnlyfansFan · 41-45, M

@Umile Now I’m hungry. 😋

smiler2012 · 56-60

@OnlyfansFan 😆do not quibble about a small detail you are getting feed for nothing lol

DeWayfarer · 61-69, M

Add BBQ sauce and you have a BBQ!

Microwave included! 🤣

OnlyfansFan · 41-45, M

@DeWayfarer I don’t disagree with that. Whatever comes off the grill should require or at least be made better by, some form of BBQ sauce, or it isn’t a BBQ.

Jokersswild · 22-25

Ukraine was hit by an 11 ton Russian bomb today. Now that's a barbecue.

rinkydinkydoink · M

Tasty grease

Umile · 41-45, F

@rinkydinkydoink only one better is fried chicken grease and gravy.

rinkydinkydoink · M

@Umile

sweet 🤤

SW-User

It all depends on wording. If you are invited TO a BBQ, it involves any meat cooked on an outdoor grill. If you are invited FOR BBQ, it involves eating smoked meat, whether pork or beef, oftentimes ribs and other times slabs of meat, whether pulled or not.

hippyjoe1955 · 61-69, M

Barbeque Latin for "Beard to Tail". Can be anything you choose to cook over open flame. I think if I were you I would have preferred ribeye steak to tube steak but so long as it was fun.