What can I do to make you love me?

😶👉👈

Give me patience

Well ... I was hoping for a few months of mindless sex first.

I'm already in love with you 🫤

Show me through the medium of dance

Make me soup when I'm sick

Pat my coochie

i'll love ya for free, np

Easy enough ....

Clean the kitty litter .


just beware, he often likes to climb in during the process ..... he's got a real hankering for fresh litter.

You can't make me, but.you can improve your odds by actually letting me get to know whom you are.

by answering my pms like you used to and make me some fried chicken :D

I'm very simple to conquer actually. just buy me a house 🥴

Tell me your name and I'll love you forever

Isn’t there already love between us? 🥺

Being a fellow human being is and should be enough

A start is to talk to me. Lol

Get me into the Walrus group and I'm yours forever 💥

Make me vanilla cupcakes with homemade buttercream icing

I already do …

Well to be honest more pillow talk is needed😏

Who you joshing, we all adore you

I dooooo already
<3

My assignments 🤷‍♂️

bring sausage mcmuffins

Be there for me

😃You've already done it.

Just food and attention.

You had me at "walrus."

Let me protect you.

Pets ..

Stalk me? Lie in my bed naked and seductive so that I'll be surprised to find you when I come home?

Naw, you don't have to do any of that. I'll love you anyway.

It wouldn't be very difficult if you tried to actually.

By being yourself

The quickest way to my heart is through my belly! Steak and eggs!

You're already doing it. Being yourself

You’re amazing as you are, you don’t need to change a thing.

As a friend, just keep being you.

human sacrifice 🙏