Mr Francis walked into a bookshop and asked the clerk:"Do you have the new book on how to live with a small p3nis?" She replied: "I'm sorry, but i don't think it's in yet..." Mr Francis: "Yes, that's the one."
TW: this is a veryold joke but funny....The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes .....goes on a sight seeing tour with a very rich African king who was a very important client.. Out of the blue the king asks her to marry him. Naturally, the secretary is quite taken back. However, she remembers what her boss told her... don't reject... See More »
Not another Walrus at My Grandma joke:::YES,again🤨 A woman walks into her accountant’s office ....and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask a few questions.” false He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, “What is your occupation?” The woman replies,... See More »
Another Walrus at My Grandma Joke:Three h**kers are sitting in a bar 🙄It's a quiet Tuesday evening and to kill time waiting for customers they're chatting about their experience. The brunette goes first "I can fit a 12"er and still have room for a finger or two", she proudly claims. The redhead scoffs, "that's... See More »
Another A walrus at my grandma joke:What does a male prostituteand the Pink Panther have in common? Both are Peter Sellers. Apologies in advance😬
TW: this is a throw a walrus at my granny joke:::Lulu was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma toknow. One day, the police raided the brothel and took all the girls outside and made them line up. By chance, Lulu's grandma came by. Grandma asked, "Why are you standing in line here, dear?" Not willing to let her grandma know the truth, Lulu... See More »
