Dark Humor::::3 guys went to an interview for a job at the CIA....

...the first one was 25 years old, the second was 35 years old, the third guy was 45 years old and they all had to bring their wives. So the first one went in and the CIA agent said as a test of loyalty he had to go into the room his wife was in and shoot her with the CIA agents gun. So he takes the gun and goes and about a minute later he comes back and explains how much he loves her so he leaves. The second one came in and was asked to do the same thing. So he takes the gun and about 15 minutes later comes back and explains how she is the mother of his children and he can't do it. Then the last guy comes in and was asked to do the same thing, so he goes and a few seconds later the CIA agent hears a BANG!! And after that he hears windows breaking and a whole bunch of racket. So he goes to the room and kicks the door down and there is the man standing there with his dead wife at his feet and the CIA agent yells "What have you done?" The man says, "Some idiot put blanks in the gun so i had to beat her to death with the chair!"