OK, which of you SWeeps was in my vicinity yesterday?I took out my phone to check for available networks. Most of the network names on the list looked pretty routine. But one of them was called: whosmokesthebluntswesmoketheblunt
"The Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread?"I suppose this saying arose back when sliced bread was relatively new. But nowadays, there seems to be a renewed appreciation for freshly baked loaves of bread. So, how would you update this expression for the 21st century? "The greatest thing...See More »
A corpse walks into a bar and asks the barman for a lemonadeThe barman says "certainly. I've never seen a stiff drink". Thank you and goodnight 🚪🏃🏻♂️
This bug bite making me scratch like a meth headUsually I wouldn't even comment... but just the other day I was gloating about having no bug bites
Mcdonalds restaurantGot annoyed cos a salad with dinner but only got a fork to eat it with. Sounds ok.but the lettuce was chunky.
It annoys me you have to buy concert tickets so many months in advance. I hate waiting I am impatient
I got reported missing although I’m not missingIt’s not even funny. I had prove twice I wasn’t missing. I’m on vacation.
I am fed up with my best friends’ laziness!Look I Know that I can’t make her get a job I’ll look for one, but I am trying to help encourage her to get one. I just wish that I can convince my best friend to get a job because all she wants to do is collect an appointment and sit on her ass all...See More »