So annoying when TV shows say "adult situations", and then don't show anyone going to work, paying bills, & surviving on noodles so they can pay rent
I was abducted by aliens. They made me brush my teeth, tuck in my shirt, and eat my veggiesThat's how I knew I was on the mothership!
The inventor of the ferris wheel and the inventor of the merry go round never metThey traveled in different circles
Shopping for life insurance, and was asked if I engage in any dangerous sportsI said sometimes I disagree with my wife
