Just aim my feet towards the porch...As long as it's 3 steps forward and only 2 steps back, I'll eventually get there
Why is it because I bought a shirt online that my fb feed is now full of underwear ads?Wtf fb, I don't want to see that, ever.
Friendly reminder for everyone that Monday will be happening an hour earlier.Have a great 47 hour weekend!
Love those "did you forget something" emails when you don't buy what's in your digital cartYeah, I did forget something. I forgot I don't have $600
While I'm drinking through a soggy straw to help save the planetLeaders of nations are blowing the world up
Just get through this week. Then there's just one more week to goBefore having to get through another week. Hope this helps!
