I lost my balance out of nowhere and fell over in the CoopNothing is broken except my arse and my ego
What breakfast cereal are you most like?Fruit and fibre. Mostly bland, fibrous and flakey. There’s a bit of nuttiness and a bit of fruitiness but it’s dessicated.
I’ve never seen a show get so much exposure as Baby ReindeerI mean come on..it’s on the front page of the news EVERY DAY-all on the premise of running down the real life Martha and as far as I can read it “making her pay”. Someone’s backhanding the media to keep this rolling.
Sometimes you’ve just got to realise the entire week is a complete shit show and there’s no point trying to change it Buckle up and enjoy the ride baby
I got dupedI sold something on Facebook and this older lady came to pick it up. New car new clothes..and she gave me the money and just paused like she wanted to say something-she was just standing there which at the time I thought was odd. Anyway I just...See More »
If someone bites through your ear don’t expect me to be crying and devastatedThat only happens with one guy
I am not Batman, I am not the nightI’m not even dusk. I’m like damp fog on a sunny day..you can see brightness breaking through but it takes a while and a bit of heat.
I’ve got so much I want to do this weekend it’s making me nervousI will undoubtedly set myself up for a great fall
My boss now has a boiling tap in the kitchenI try not to be materialistic and want things, but I have serious tap envy.
Do you enjoy being useful?I run round people at work because I have a basic need to be needed. And when they are grateful and mention how helpful I am I literally glow. It’s kind of pathetic.
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