I came across a site that claims to have the best English pick up lines

@itsok you're so hot my zipper is falling for you.

@Mindfulness If you were a burger, I bet you’d be called McGorgeous!

@itsok is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon.

@itsok 😶😶😶

@VampireOfDesire did it work?

@itsok yea but only cause it was you saying it 😶

@NerdyPotato thats what I was thinking too! 😂

@NerdyPotato @itsok I actually used that once as an insult.

@itsok How about "if brains were gasoline, you wouldn't have enough to power a piss-ant around the inside of a Cheerio"

@BlueVeins It must’ve hurt when you fell from the vending machine; you definitely look like a snack.

@itsok ohhh 😊 i would never make [i]you[/i] pay to have me

@Pfuzylogic I’m feeling very hot, will you please on the fan.

@itsok Don’t sweat the petty things. Pet the sweaty things.

@Pfuzylogic best comment candidate

@SensualRomantic Hi, do you have bandage? It seems I’ve hurt my knees falling for you.

@itsok Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

@SW-User Omg 🤣 Love the smart double meaning

@SethGreene531 I love to score, and You must be a high test score. Because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.

@AlyAngel Are you a lexicographer? Because you make my life more meaningful.

@itsok It does sound a little better! But it still leaves me trying to work it out in my mind. Does this mean I have enough curves or too little? There’s two right? That doesn’t sound like enough. 😳

@Reject one last attempt-

Hi, would you like to be my only hope? Especially if the ‘p’ is silent?

@itsok 🤣 Alright! Ding ding ding! We have a winner! I’ll be your only hoe. ♥️

@Majorlatency
Is it true that you’re a general? Because my privates have suddenly become more alert.

@itsok Ha ha... I need to inspect your privates soldier!

*stands to attention,*

@stratosranger I know what you’re thinking, “Sure, he looks awesome, but can he win a beach marathon while carrying me on his back?” And the answer is, “Hell, yeah!”

@itsok Never heard that one before

@itsok Yeah really and i'm English

@NerdyPotato I will complain to Spotify; how the heck you aren’t this week’s one hot single?

@itsok *writes it down

@itsok that would definitely work on me. 😁

@itsok Awww, you just melted my heart. I will promise you, my never broken love, for ever. That is the sweetest line, ever said to me!

Thank you. You have touched my heart, in ways, you may never know! 🥴

@itsok 😂🤣😅😁

@Oster1 fuckin corny 😁

@Ferric67 Girly girl, I love history, and I’m researching important dates in history. Do you want to be mine?

@itsok this post, might (should) get the award for cutest post of the day

@Ynot1more That’s a fantastic shirt you’ve got there in this picture. Is it possible for me to persuade you to reconsider?

@IamBack Aren’t you just like barbed wire? Cuz I can’t get over you.

@itsok good one lol

And the continuation of mine is coz you have a sweet ass lol

@SW-User Do I know you? Cuz you look a lot like my future love of the life.

@itsok that sounds a quote from some Nigerian lover prince.. 👀

@SW-User I think they all are

@itsok its ok 😬

@scooogy do you want another?

@itsok its ok 😋

@PhoenixPhail Girl, you’re so beautiful that I feel like planting you to grow a lot of you.

@itsok Hmm... 🤔 Nice try, but didn't quite make it with that one. 🙃

@Insightful1981 They don’t stare at me. What can I do? If your lemons have not enough guts to drink the juice of my watermelons.

@Limerence Are you from another star? Well, I don’t mean that you are an alien.

@SW-User I fall in love with your sensational apples.

@itsok Everyone loves my Cox

@SW-User That's an apple btw

@NickiHijab Why I’m feeling thirst? I think I just need your delicious melons juice.

@itsok ugh so romantic

@DunningKruger To take bananas in winters is no less than an adventure.

@itsok Oh, baby. That's so hot.

@PiecingBabyFaceTogether Wow, it looks like you’ve come fresh out of the oven. So hot!

@itsok Nice buns indeed!

@itsok I know I am 😌

@JesseInTX Is the sun finally out or you just smiled at me?

@assemblingaknob Hi, I was trying to focus on something else, but I’d have to admit that you distracted me. Are you a magnet or something?

@itsok oh my that was so baaaaaaddd🤣

@itsok If someone said that to me, I would hardly recognise that as a pick up line.
I don't really grasp this one. 😅

@Classified I’d say half of them I don’t think I quite understand where they were going with it, and the grammar on the other half makes me giggle

@itsok I think that's the strenght of these pick up lines. Instead of someone going 'ugh' and then quickly hiding from who said the line, now they stare dumbfounded at them. That's much more contact. 😌

@itsok Lmao i'm just wondering why is that marked sensitive 😅

@deadgerbil Hi, I also love MacBook, since the time we ate that “Apple” in the garden of Eden.

@thepreposterouspanda Is your dad in weapons manufacturing? Coz you’re such a bomb.

@BiasForAction I composed a poem for you. I prepared a poem for you to tell you how cute you are. And you look fantastic in a bathing suit.

@10liters I don’t either.
Here’s another

Let’s turn this polar vortex into some polar vortex, girl.

@itsok I don't like this

@10liters the line i ment...sorry

@itsok LET US FUCK!

@basilfawlty89 Hey guy! Do you want to eat my oranges all night?

@itsok you've already sold me on you!

@DDonde Are you really a lava cake at a restaurant? Because I want you. But can I trust you?

@itsok replace lava cake with nachos at Taco Bell

@Justenjoyit whoa, me too, but I am 5ft 4 and she was 6ft 1.

@itsok I had to stand on the second step to kiss her lol

@Justenjoyit I had to order stilts

@iamonfire696 Now that we’ve reached the end, may I request the snap? Because I’d like to clap that ass.

@itsok Are you a cake, “Because I want a piece of that.”

@FeetAreFantastic You must be aware of how terms and conditions go, aren’t you? Cuz whatever you say, I immediately agree to it.