I came across a site that claims to have the best English pick up lines

Comment and let me try one on you

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Are you a mechanic? Every time I see you my nuts tighten.

itsok · 31-35, F

@Mindfulness If the Coronavirus doesn’t take you out, I surely will.

@itsok you're so hot my zipper is falling for you.

itsok · 31-35, F

@Mindfulness If you were a burger, I bet you’d be called McGorgeous!

@itsok is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon.