I came across a site that claims to have the best English pick up lines

@Reject You are as tangled as fruit salad cause I could never understand you.

@itsok I’m not sure if you’re hitting on me though! 😂 That sounds like a bad thing!

@Reject I’m not sure either 😂 let me try again

Hi, have you ever been living near a racetrack or something? Cuz you have just as many curves as a racetrack has.

@itsok It does sound a little better! But it still leaves me trying to work it out in my mind. Does this mean I have enough curves or too little? There’s two right? That doesn’t sound like enough. 😳

@Reject one last attempt-

Hi, would you like to be my only hope? Especially if the ‘p’ is silent?

@itsok 🤣 Alright! Ding ding ding! We have a winner! I’ll be your only hoe. ♥️