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SensualRomantic · 46-50, M

There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.

itsok · 31-35, F

@SensualRomantic Hi, do you have bandage? It seems I’ve hurt my knees falling for you.

SensualRomantic · 46-50, M

@itsok Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.