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stratosranger · M

Top of the mornin guvenor. Care for some kidney pie or blood pudding love?

itsok · 31-35, F

@stratosranger I know what you’re thinking, “Sure, he looks awesome, but can he win a beach marathon while carrying me on his back?” And the answer is, “Hell, yeah!”