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If you were a president, you’d be Babe-raham Lincoln.

itsok · 31-35, F

@LeopoldBloom I’m sorry is this a museum? You definitely look like a masterpiece from Picasso.

@itsok I'm not sure how much of a compliment that is. 🤣

itsok · 31-35, F

@NerdyPotato thats what I was thinking too! 😂

@NerdyPotato @itsok I actually used that once as an insult.

@itsok How about "if brains were gasoline, you wouldn't have enough to power a piss-ant around the inside of a Cheerio"