I came across a site that claims to have the best English pick up lines

Comment and let me try one on you

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Are you sure these awesome pick up lines are not from New England...

itsok · 31-35, F

@Majorlatency
Is it true that you’re a general? Because my privates have suddenly become more alert.

@itsok Ha ha... I need to inspect your privates soldier!

*stands to attention,*