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NaturallyPeculiar

26-30, F

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If you don't like sarcasm, sadistic humor, and honesty then you won't like me

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Did anyone watch the movie "The Hole In The Ground" and actually find it even slightly scary?

Wondering because I watched it with my dad last night. We both were waiting for it to get scary since it's supposedly the "scariest movie of the year" but not once did we ever feel even the littlest bit of scared from it. Either we're not normal or...

So this lady called the police on the car dealership because she didn't want to pay for her car repairs. What type of entitled shiz is this?

I can't even make this type of stupid situation up. So my dad is the director of the service department at the dealership he works at. I came to see him for early lunch because I wanted to get out of the house. I show up right as the police do....

If you ever want to convince someone that you're not crazy you should just repetitively scream "I'm not crazy" while throwing things, yeah?

By the way, that's sarcasm and also that's my life right now having to deal with people who act like that but don't want to get help.

Is there a secret girl code about not dating the ex of an ex friend?

Not me, but asking because one of my best friends has been hanging out with the ex of one of her former friends. She was friends with the ex as well way back in high school. The ex asked her out on a date and she thinks she likes him but she's not...

Are you everything I'm not?

Basically to qualify as everything I'm not you have to have a sense of humor that isn't based in sarcasm and sadism, be universally good looking, and hate spleens.

Alabama: where abortion is banned but marrying your cousin or half sibling is perfectly legal. Morals, am I right?

Am I going to get hate again or get told I'm bullying those of the "wrong tribe"? Probably, but at least this time I have a better point. The logic behind making abortions illegal because they're immoral but having incest be total legal definitely is...

Guess who's getting hearing aids finally? Also, guess who cried like a b during the hearing fitting because they didn't know certain sounds existed?

Me. Obviously me. Honestly, being hard of hearing has been a struggle mostly because the people around me have always reminded me that I'm "not like everyone else" and my lack of hearing often causes misunderstandings and I pronounce words wrong a...

"You don't look hard of hearing/deaf in one ear" Okay, but what the f--k does a hard of hearing/deaf person look like in the first place?

Like, do you think we're born with marks on our foreheads that say, "I can't fookin' hear"? Seriously though, some people kill me with the things they come up with. Not only have I had people doubt my severe hearing loss because I don't "look...

This kid in my biology lab class said I have a very sick, sick humor... He has no idea, does he?

It was actually a very tame joke to be honest compared to the jokes I made on EP back in the good ole days. We were examining tape worm specimens and he made some stupid comment about how gross it is and animals/people who get them are dumb so I was...

I seriously need to stop letting people set me up on blind dates... This dude wanted to know my star sign to check our compatibility... Just why?

First I got set up with a dude who kept trying to convince me to buy him expensive things like a new car or gaming computer. Now I ended up getting set up on a date with a dude who believes both in love at first sight and astrology. He said sign...

When you go on a date once and the guy starts asking you to buy expensive things for him. Okay, what the actul f---?

"Can you buy me a new car or give me money for one?" "..." "Hey, you can buy us matching gaming computers." "..." "I bought your ticket for -places name that I won't say for safety reason- (ticket was $6 by the way), why won't you buy me something in...

If you could clone yourself and date your clone, would you?

Nah. I'm not my own type.

"The teacher said to tell you that you need to come to class or you'll fail." "How? I'll fail if I come. If I don't come I won't fail." What the f---?

When you're just trying to help someone out/do as your told and relay the message to them and they say some stupid shit and try to turn it around like you're the one that said something stupid. Dude followed up what he said with calling me illogical...

Is a gift card an acceptable gift to give at a bridal shower?

Usually I would go buy a proper gift but I've been busy all month with school, exams to get into the bachelors program for my major, and attending volunteer events/interning for credits towards my classes and haven't had any free time to do so. I had...

If you have multiple personalities & you and one of your other personalities likes the same person, does that mean you're your own love rival?

🤔 Don't ask me how I came up with this question because I don't know. My mind is a strange place filled with random questions and what if scenarios that just shouldn't exist but are there.

What do you do to get rid of your stress/anger/frutstration?

I used to exercise to get out my bottled up aggression but I can't anymore because literally anything could trigger the disorder in my knee and cause me to lose mobility in it. So, recently I started doing needle felt work. It actually helps a lot...

On a scale from "nah man let that sh*t go" to "I remember the name and face of everyone who ever did me wrong since birth" how petty are you?

My level- every night before bed I still mentally curse out the older guy who assaulted me back when I was in daycare leaving a scar on my face and arm as well as long lasting psychological damage. That's twenty one years of holding a grudge. I'm not...

How was I supposed to know that "the womb" is not an appropriate reply to the question, "where are you from?"

I just didn't want to tell them the name of my hometown because no one knows it anyways and it's a real shizhole but I'm not a good liar so...

Pineapple on Pizza? Yes or no?

I just don't like pineapple so... I'll stick to my spinach and bacon flatbread pizza with garlic sauce.

When you eat cereal do you put in the milk or the cereal first?

There are no wrong answers... unless you put the milk in first because that is always the wrong answer. Kidding.

I Had a Creepy Experience

This isn't the first creepy experience I've had and I'm sure it won't be the last, but it's the most recent. A little background information, I'm hard of hearing and I take night class for ASL (American Sign Language) II at my local college. There's...

"You'd be pretty if you didn't have squinty eyes" Okay, but what the actual fu-? What's the point in telling me that?

Jokes on those guys,because I'd still be ugly without the "squinty"/"small"/"ethnic" eyes 😂😂😂 No, but seriously. At least once a week someone has to point out that my eyes are "weird" though usually people don't go that far with it (except for when...

I caught 1 one of the kids in my class trying to look down my shirt today... Good thing I always wear an undershirt, eh?

The little brat looked so disappointed that not only did he get caught but that he didn't see anything at all. Like seriously. He's a high school we doing duel enrollment at the college I go to and here he is trying to crane his neck to see down my...

Haven't asked anything "controversial " in a while so... Do you think the pledge of allegiance should be discontinued in schools? Why or why not?

One of my core education classes for college is going a debate on this topic right now on whether or not schools should or shouldn't discontinue making students participate in the pledge of allegiance every morning and why. Since I'm allowed to...

You know you're getting old when you start catching yourself using the phrase, "back when I was your age...", eh?

I had to explain to children what dial-up is/was. They looked at me like I was a dinosaur for knowing a world that didn't have the convenience of modern wifi... I'm not even 30 yet but to children I might as well be 100 in their eyes lol. Though to...

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