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This kid in my biology lab class said I have a very sick, sick humor... He has no idea, does he?

It was actually a very tame joke to be honest compared to the jokes I made on EP back in the good ole days. We were examining tape worm specimens and he made some stupid comment about how gross it is and animals/people who get them are dumb so I was just like "Don't say that you'll offend my pet tape worm. He's super attached to me." He freaked out and said I was a sicko and gross even though I was clearly joking... I mean I didn't even make my jokes about zombies having to run away from necrophiliacs, spleen harvesting, or fetus blood but I guess tape worms are too much as well? I don't know. I guess I'm just sick humored but I'm okay with that.
LookingForIt987 · 51-55, M
The only appropriate response would have been to pick up the tapeworm, hold it out, and tell the kid the tapeworm would like a kiss.
NaturallyPeculiar · 26-30, F
@LookingForIt987 I mean it was dead and in a glass encasement but yeah I still wish I did that lol
LookingForIt987 · 51-55, M
@NaturallyPeculiar Yep. And he still would've jumped back, terrified that the damn thing would actually "kiss" him. Bonus points for recording it and sharing to Youtube. ;)
That's a great joke honestly.
I think he's one of those normal or average people we always refer to and then people are like "normal isn't a thing!" Well this plain-ass dude exists.
NaturallyPeculiar · 26-30, F
@AmbivalentFriability His humor is limited to puns and only puns so I guess that says a lot.
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St0ut · 51-55, M
Lol. That. Ducking hillarious.

 
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