This kid in my biology lab class said I have a very sick, sick humor... He has no idea, does he?
It was actually a very tame joke to be honest compared to the jokes I made on EP back in the good ole days. We were examining tape worm specimens and he made some stupid comment about how gross it is and animals/people who get them are dumb so I was just like "Don't say that you'll offend my pet tape worm. He's super attached to me." He freaked out and said I was a sicko and gross even though I was clearly joking... I mean I didn't even make my jokes about zombies having to run away from necrophiliacs, spleen harvesting, or fetus blood but I guess tape worms are too much as well? I don't know. I guess I'm just sick humored but I'm okay with that.