Pineapple does go on pizza.Yes, Pineapple Goes on Pizza — And if you disagree you're Just Wrong. All of You. Even You, Italy. Let’s settle this once and for all: pineapple belongs on pizza. Not as a joke. Not as a “quirky” choice. As a legitimate, elite-tier topping. And if... See More »
Sid the sloth strugglesIt’s not easy waking up every day and realizing you bear an uncanny resemblance to Sid the Sloth from Ice Age. I smile in photos? Boom—instant Sid. I blink too slow? Sid. Allergies make my eyes puffy? Extra Sid. I try to look cute in selfies and som... See More »
Anyone else dealing with... unusual transformations? (Serious question)everyone, This is going to sound ridiculous, but I’m being serious. I need to talk about something strange that happens to me every full moon. It started a few months ago, and it’s been the same pattern ever since. I change. Physically. My skin... See More »
I believe I might be a were-frog. Anyone else? Poll (4) See Poll OptionsIt started on a full moon. One night, I felt weird — like my skin was too tight and my throat wanted to croak. Then it happened. My hands shrank, my... See More »
