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Pineapple does go on pizza.

Yes, Pineapple Goes on Pizza — And if you disagree you're Just Wrong. All of You. Even You, Italy.
Let’s settle this once and for all: pineapple belongs on pizza. Not as a joke. Not as a “quirky” choice. As a legitimate, elite-tier topping. And if you disagree, I regret to inform you—you’re not just wrong, you’re culinarily bankrupt.
“Oh but I’m Italian, it’s an insult to our culture!”
Cool, Giuseppe. You also invented anchovies on pizza, and no one’s forgiven you for that assault on humanity. Respectfully, sit down and let people enjoy things that don’t taste like salty ocean band-aids.
“Fruit doesn’t go on pizza!”
🍅: am I a joke to you?
Newsflash: tomatoes are fruit and they’re literally the base of your sacred pizza. You’re already eating fruit. You’ve been eating fruit. You're fruiting right now.
People act like pineapple is some radioactive monstrosity, but have you tasted it with melty cheese and salty ham? It’s a sweet, tangy, savory, mouth-party. It’s flavor fusion. It’s balance. It’s art. Y’all are out here eating pizzas with barbecue sauce and Doritos on them but pineapple is where you draw the line? Grow up.
Also, the argument “real pizza doesn’t have pineapple” is hilarious. You know what else “real pizza” didn’t have? Stuffed crust. Ranch. Gluten-free cauliflower bases. The 21st century exists, Franco. Catch up.
To summarize:
Pineapple on pizza slaps. You’re wrong. Your ancestors would agree if they had taste buds like mine. Long live the Hawaiian. 🍍🔥🍕
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Sidewinder · 36-40, M
As one pizza connoisseur to another, I can agree that pineapple DOES make a good pizza topping.

Anyone who claims otherwise doesn't know what they're missing.

And as far as pizza topping combinations go, pineapple pepperoni and anchovies are a great combination, too.

Sweet, salty and savoury all at once.
Agreed, and pineapple is great in curry too.
I agree. Nothing wrong with pineapple on pizza.
Elessar · 26-30, M
Barbaric propaganda

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Elessar · 26-30, M
@SpudMuffin Ah that makes sense yeah. But maybe even pre-Trump I think at best you would've been split, no?
SpudMuffin · 61-69, M
@Elessar yeah, maybe. I have mellowed towards les grenouilles as I've got older. I do like a baguette!
Onryo · 22-25, F
Amen sister
Fukfacewillie · 56-60, M
Depends. Grilled thin fresh pineapple goes great with prosciutto so it’s possible.

Thin crust and fresh tomato sauce? You bet.
Matt85 · 36-40, M
i block people who dont like pineapple on pizza
@Matt85 Well, nice knowing ya. 🥺
Elessar · 26-30, M
Matt85 · 36-40, M
@bijouxbroussard Of course I wouldn't actually do that. You underestimate my sweetheartedness.😌
And if you have been to Napoli and tried their pizza...it's really not the culinary bucket-list event they want to say it is.
YoMomma · 41-45
I don't object
Penny · 46-50, F
pineapple cheese and tomato lol sounds gross to me. im vegetarian though so no ham or bacon or meat to make it work
Punxi · F
Much rather have it on a peanut butter Sammy.
I don’t like it—and yes, I’ve tried it. 😤
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
SLAP THAT PINEAPPLE ON MY PIZZA YO!!!
Elessar · 26-30, M
@mindstruggle I'm already googling "cheap divorce lawyers" as we speak 🙂‍↔
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@Elessar
But I love dem fineapples 😒
Elessar · 26-30, M
@mindstruggle Tell that to the attorney 😌
Patriot96 · 56-60, C
Major crime punishment by death
Sidewinder · 36-40, M
@Patriot96 Don't get me started on crime and punishment!
Elessar · 26-30, M
@BohemianBabe The only comment that makes sense here 🥴
Iwillwait · M

 
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