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Sid the sloth struggles

It’s not easy waking up every day and realizing you bear an uncanny resemblance to Sid the Sloth from Ice Age.

I smile in photos? Boom—instant Sid.
I blink too slow? Sid.
Allergies make my eyes puffy? Extra Sid.
I try to look cute in selfies and somehow end up looking like I just lost my acorn.

It’s gotten to the point where children in grocery stores recognize me. One kid pointed at me and shouted, “MOM, IT’S THE FUNNY SQUIRREL THING!” I didn’t have the heart to correct him. I just waved.

I tried contouring once. Thought I looked snatched. My friend said I looked “like Sid got into theater school.” Thanks, Emily.

Dating? A disaster. One guy told me I had “animated energy.” Bro, just say Sid and go.

The worst part? I’ve leaned into it now. I own it. I say things like “Hey guys, I’m just hanging on by one claw.” People think it’s a bit. It’s not a bit. It’s my life.

But you know what? Sid was loyal, funny, and had a solid friend group that didn’t mind the occasional eye drift. So maybe looking like Sid isn’t the worst thing.

Still... if anyone knows a good brow specialist or someone who can teach me how to blink less chaotically, DMs are open.
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mindstruggle · 31-35, F
Honestly, this is the most relatable, hilarious thing I’ve read all week. Also, you’re adorable. Sid could never.
That sounds quite troubling... Have you sought help for that? Maybe psychotherapy or plastic surgery?
Michael1227 · 26-30, MNew
@NerdyPotato yes! Definitely
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
Damn
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
@Michael1227 I thought you were sid ?
Michael1227 · 26-30, MNew
@Prettybratbi1tch we are Sid, he is the human embodiment of sir Sid.
@Michael1227 but you're the real one, right?
YoMomma · 41-45
You can use a nose trimmer to trim your eyebrows.. it’s what i do 😅
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Michael1227 · 26-30, MNew
@Onryo I think Sid the sloth is hot tbh
Levenrack · 46-50, M
@Onryo Wow 😆
Onryo · 22-25, F
@Levenrack it’s good for him
Levenrack · 46-50, M
You got the tongue hanging out of your mouth, to one side as well?
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