Michael1227

For you my love 😘 I can finally confess my undying love for you my kiwi warrior. I’d walk across a thousand oceans just to taste your lip again ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

Here you little shit cunt, maybe you can wish for a dick that’s actually visible, and use the other 2 wishes to make 2 people who can actually tolerate being around you long enough to look at it

This is Dave the goose, he’s a bit of an arsehole but he’s yours now. Watch out, he bites