I will enlighten you.
I’ve had it with the lies. First they told us the Earth was flat. Then they “corrected” it and said it was round. Then the hollow Earth people came in with their mole civilization propaganda. But none of them have the guts to accept the cold, hard TRUTH:
🌐 THE EARTH IS A GIANT FREAKING CUBE. Yes. A cube. Like Minecraft but more sinister.
Let me break it down for the low-frequency NPCs out there:
🧠 1. Why do you think there are “four corners of the Earth”?
The Bible knew. The ancients knew. Even your dodgy GPS knows—why else does it glitch every time you try to drive in a perfect circle?
🛰 2. Satellites move in straight lines, not curves.
Because they’re navigating cube edges, not orbiting a ball. Ever seen a satellite curve like a football pass? No, because it’s bouncing around the box walls of Earth like a Roomba on Red Bull.
🌪 3. Gravity isn’t “pulling you to the center.”
It’s pulling you toward the nearest cube face. That’s why Mount Everest feels taller than it should—it’s closer to the “ceiling.” Ever heard of people feeling “lighter” in some regions? CUBE GRAVITY, BABY.
📦 4. Why do all maps distort Antarctica?
Because it’s not a continent—it’s the bottom flap of the cube! Like the flaps of a cardboard box, they don’t want you looking there. What’s under the Earth? Probably a secret cube factory or the break room for the interdimensional engineers who built this planet.
💎 5. Diamonds form under pressure. You know what shape a diamond is? A compressed cube. Coincidence? No. Symbolism. They’re taunting us.
Now go ahead and laugh. Call me crazy like they did to the first guy who said the Earth wasn’t riding on a turtle. But when NASA “accidentally” drops footage of the Cube Horizon and blames it on a “lens anomaly,” remember this post.
Stay cubed. Stay sharp. Edges are real.
🌐 THE EARTH IS A GIANT FREAKING CUBE. Yes. A cube. Like Minecraft but more sinister.
Let me break it down for the low-frequency NPCs out there:
🧠 1. Why do you think there are “four corners of the Earth”?
The Bible knew. The ancients knew. Even your dodgy GPS knows—why else does it glitch every time you try to drive in a perfect circle?
🛰 2. Satellites move in straight lines, not curves.
Because they’re navigating cube edges, not orbiting a ball. Ever seen a satellite curve like a football pass? No, because it’s bouncing around the box walls of Earth like a Roomba on Red Bull.
🌪 3. Gravity isn’t “pulling you to the center.”
It’s pulling you toward the nearest cube face. That’s why Mount Everest feels taller than it should—it’s closer to the “ceiling.” Ever heard of people feeling “lighter” in some regions? CUBE GRAVITY, BABY.
📦 4. Why do all maps distort Antarctica?
Because it’s not a continent—it’s the bottom flap of the cube! Like the flaps of a cardboard box, they don’t want you looking there. What’s under the Earth? Probably a secret cube factory or the break room for the interdimensional engineers who built this planet.
💎 5. Diamonds form under pressure. You know what shape a diamond is? A compressed cube. Coincidence? No. Symbolism. They’re taunting us.
Now go ahead and laugh. Call me crazy like they did to the first guy who said the Earth wasn’t riding on a turtle. But when NASA “accidentally” drops footage of the Cube Horizon and blames it on a “lens anomaly,” remember this post.
Stay cubed. Stay sharp. Edges are real.
26-30, MVIP