Anyone else dealing with... unusual transformations? (Serious question)

everyone,

This is going to sound ridiculous, but I’m being serious. I need to talk about something strange that happens to me every full moon. It started a few months ago, and it’s been the same pattern ever since.

I change. Physically.

My skin goes green. My limbs shift. I shrink. I croak. And I can’t stop myself from finding the nearest body of water — any puddle, pond, or fountain will do. It’s like something ancient takes over.

I turn into a were-frog.

Yeah. I know how that sounds. But it’s real. I wake up soaked, covered in bits of leaves or mud, sometimes halfway across town from where I went to sleep. And the weirdest part? While I’m in frog form, I feel like I know things — things I couldn’t possibly know. It’s like the water is whispering secrets to me.

I’ve kept it to myself for a while, but it’s getting harder to manage. Clothes are ruined. Alibis are thin. I’m tired, confused, and honestly… kind of lonely with this.

Has anyone experienced anything even remotely like this? Or heard of it? I’m not trolling. I’m just hoping I’m not alone.

Croak.

—Big M