😑No Lady, I do not have a baby this baby food is for me! 😠When you assume things like that you are making an Ass outta both you and me! 😑 probably should of said yeah I have little chittlin at home, but I'd be lying.
What does God look like to you? We are created in his image so he must have arms and feet a face even.
It's raining and I haven't sweat all day, should I go run hills in the rain, 🌧️or is people gonna think I'm weird.
Five bananas, two broccoli 🥦 crowns, 10oz of cherry tomatoes, some cauliflower dill dip and 32oz of coffee. 🤰🏼imma take a nap😴Whatchu all up to?
Have you ever bought food and then was like bro, I don't want to eat this crap 😒 when you sat down to eat?
I bought a 16oz thing of honey 🍯🐝 and I've been putting it in and on everything, and🤨the btch is still ¾ of the way full.
Someone just got their frisbee caught in a tree🌲🥏 while playing frisbee golf and he's been throwing another frisbee at it for fifteen minutestrying to get It down from the tree. 🧐just climb the fcking tree already and get it trees are natures natural ladder. 🤦 I'd do it but then I'd have to interact with them.
This is Ano the New York mous everyone has been giving the miscellaneous writing credits to Anonymous🤦I tried, ok?
😫I want drugs,😩 but not the ones the psychiatrist tells me to take 🥹they make me sleepy Disclaimer • I don't really take drugs nor do I have a psychiatrist. im just bored
Can somebody please tell Facebook that my account wasn't hacked I just logged into it from a different device a-holes give me a heart attack everytimeI receive one of their your account has been Hijacked and fcked with please go through these security measures. What?😤 Somebody's been fcking with my sht! 🤔Wait... I logged into Facebook from my laptop at this same time yesterday.💻 🤦