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Lilmissassypants

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A hopeless romantic with a dirty mind. If I show online and don’t answer, probably on my mobile.

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I Need To Be Silly Sometimes

Because it has been spring weather here for months now they are calling for double digit in snow, snow storms.

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I Have Something to Say

Remember to always take the road less traveled. You will always find it much more fulfilling.

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I Love 80s Music

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I Hate Stupid People Who Are Proud of Being Stupid

A conversation between me and a coworker in the lunchroom with a few other people... Me: Remember when we were in grade school and the teachers would come up with weird ways for us to remember things like how to spell Mississippi? Coworker: What do... See More »

I Am Open Minded And Non Judgemental [I Am Open Minded and Talk About Anything]

I think the key point of this group is it is easy to be open minded. I am. Just like a lot of people. But it is hard Not to be judgmental. At least in your own mind. Everyone is going to make assumptions or ideas when they hear, see or experience... See More »

I Think Smiling Is Very Attractive

My favorite type of smile is one from a stranger. You know, the one where you walk past each other and catch each others eyes and instantly smile because you both like what you see and turn around and look again to see if they are watching you walk... See More »

I Don't Fear Death

As my children started to be aware of the concept of death.. I would say shortly after their Great grandmother died they started to ask questions. I told them exactly how I felt about death and that there is nothing to be afraid of. I asked them if... See More »

I Wear Very Little At Home

When I am in the main part of the house I usually just wear a long shirt and boy shorts. (Roommate) But when I am in my bedroom whether I am awake or asleep, it is birthday set all the time!

I Hate Guys Who Hit Women

I will never forget I was driving behind a couple in a car in front of me and he was beating on her while he was driving. This was before cell phones so I drove up as close as I could to his bumper and laid on my horn. When he realized I saw what was... See More »

I Hate Being Lied to

I don't know anyone in particular who actually would like to be lied to. Let me check though. -Opens a new tab in her browser and types in "What is the condition called when someone likes being lied to"- hmmm it has a lot of medical conditions about... See More »

I Wasted My Time On Someone

I believe everyone can say this about someone in their life. I am certain there are some people who think that about me. Who is to say? You pick up what you have left, hopefully learn from the lesson and move on. The key is not shutting yourself... See More »

I Have Random Thoughts

WTF is an acronym??

I Need to Lose Weight

I tried to lose weight once. I tried to do some sit ups and ended up rocking myself to sleep.

I Love to Laugh and Make Others Laugh

A recent report suggests that a mans favorite place to be kissed is on his ears. I think it's nuts.

I Have Random Thoughts

Without ME it's just Aweso.

I Like Philosophy

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.

I Have Random Thoughts

It's sad how Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his violence, and not for his brilliantly realistic paintings of tunnels.

I Want to Know Which Cliches You Find Most Annoying

Which cliche I find most annoying.. there are so many! I would have to say when people say "Never say Never". Wait... aren't you contradicting yourself actually saying the word?

I Enjoy Witty Humour

Cigarettes are just like ferrets, perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and set it on fire.

I'm in shape. Round is a shape, isn't it?

I Admire Wit and Intelligence

Alcohol is never the answer... Unless the question is "What is C2H5OH?"

I Like Making People Laugh

As a young child, my mom told me I could be anybody I wanted to be. Turns out the police call it identity theft.

I Admire Wit and Intelligence

'Love me do' was penned by John Lennon after a really good haircut, apparently.

I Admire Wit and Intelligence

If being apathetic is wrong, then I don't care.

I Enjoy Meaningful Conversations

I do enjoy sitting down with someone and discussing random thoughts and sharing wisdom from their experiences. That is one of the reasons I joined EP and then came here to SW. It really helps to get an outside perspective which helps me grow... See More »

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