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Lilmissassypants
46-50, F
United States
Join Time
1st Week of SW
Groups
100 Groups
Days Active
6 Mths Active
Stories
50 Stories
A hopeless romantic with a dirty mind.
I Need To Be Silly Sometimes
Because it has been spring weather here for months now they are calling for double digit in snow, snow storms.
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2 replies
71 views
Mar 11, 2017
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I Have Something to Say
Remember to always take the road less traveled. You will always find it much more fulfilling.
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17 replies
138 views
Nov 23, 2016
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I Love 80s Music
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0 replies
11 views
Nov 19, 2016
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I Hate Stupid People Who Are Proud of Being Stupid
A conversation between me and a coworker in the lunchroom with a few other people... Me: Remember when we were in grade school and the teachers would come up with weird ways for us to remember things like how to spell Mississippi? Coworker: What do ...
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1 reply
81 views
Jun 20, 2016
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I Am Open Minded And Non Judgemental
I think the key point of this group is it is easy to be open minded. I am. Just like a lot of people. But it is hard Not to be judgmental. At least in your own mind. Everyone is going to make assumptions or ideas when they hear, see or experience som...
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3 replies
40 views
Jun 12, 2016
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I Think Smiling Is Very Attractive
My favorite type of smile is one from a stranger. You know, the one where you walk past each other and catch each others eyes and instantly smile because you both like what you see and turn around and look again to see if they are watching you walk a...
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13 replies
30 views
Jun 12, 2016
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I Don't Fear Death
As my children started to be aware of the concept of death.. I would say shortly after their Great grandmother died they started to ask questions. I told them exactly how I felt about death and that there is nothing to be afraid of. I asked them if t...
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1 reply
24 views
Jun 4, 2016
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I Wear Very Little At Home
When I am in the main part of the house I usually just wear a long shirt and boy shorts. (Roommate) But when I am in my bedroom whether I am awake or asleep, it is birthday set all the time!
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8 replies
39 views
Jun 4, 2016
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I Hate Guys Who Hit Women
I will never forget I was driving behind a couple in a car in front of me and he was beating on her while he was driving. This was before cell phones so I drove up as close as I could to his bumper and laid on my horn. When he realized I saw what was...
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6 replies
42 views
Jun 4, 2016
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I Hate Being Lied to
I don't know anyone in particular who actually would like to be lied to. Let me check though. -Opens a new tab in her browser and types in "What is the condition called when someone likes being lied to"- hmmm it has a lot of medical co...
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22 replies
22 views
Jun 4, 2016
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I Wasted My Time On Someone
I believe everyone can say this about someone in their life. I am certain there are some people who think that about me. Who is to say? You pick up what you have left, hopefully learn from the lesson and move on. The key is not shutting yourself o...
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1 reply
10 views
Jun 4, 2016
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I Have Random Thoughts
WTF is an acronym??
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26 replies
40 views
May 7, 2016
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I Need to Lose Weight
I tried to lose weight once. I tried to do some sit ups and ended up rocking myself to sleep.
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5 replies
14 views
May 7, 2016
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I Love to Laugh and Make Others Laugh
A recent report suggests that a mans favorite place to be kissed is on his ears. I think it's nuts.
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6 replies
19 views
May 7, 2016
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I Have Random Thoughts
Without ME it's just Aweso.
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1 reply
3 views
May 7, 2016
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I Like Philosophy
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
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1 reply
4 views
May 7, 2016
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I Have Random Thoughts
It's sad how Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his violence, and not for his brilliantly realistic paintings of tunnels.
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5 replies
15 views
May 7, 2016
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I Want to Know Which Cliches You Find Most Annoying
Which cliche I find most annoying.. there are so many! I would have to say when people say "Never say Never". Wait... aren't you contradicting yourself actually saying the word?
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4 replies
11 views
May 7, 2016
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I Enjoy Witty Humour
Cigarettes are just like ferrets, perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and set it on fire.
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2 replies
6 views
May 7, 2016
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I Am In Shape
I'm in shape. Round is a shape, isn't it?
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5 replies
11 views
May 7, 2016
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