Wasn't going to post this but I'm still laughing about it.Drove my wife's mustang into town and had some fun with a would-be carjacker. It had warmed up into a pleasant afternoon, so I had the front windows down. I saw this fool coming up along the side in the side mirror, and got a crazy idea. When he... See More »
At the gym this morning I saw three girls on the running machines running like dinosaurs and collapsing with laughter.That is the best and only meaningful use of gym fees. Well done girls. You smashed it 👍🏻☺️
I Want To PoemI want to love you Deeper than the ocean floor Higher than the highest star It's you I kind of adore I want to feel you Stronger than a vice Squeezing me real tight Your arms would suffice I want to kiss you Under the redest sun set With the... See More »
