People posting pictures of Cardi B to help men get through No Nut November is the most disrespectful thing I've ever seen and it's hysterically funny.
I often like to wear my gym shoes mismatched.I have like four pairs of Converse all in different colors and I like to wear two different colors at a time. But I almost always use the same two, so I have one of each colors that's dirty and beat up, and one that's clean and looks new. So on the...See More »
I'm such a hypocrite for making fun of people who idolize fictional characters who were terrible people.I'll ridicule others for looking up to guys like Jordan Belfort, Patrick Bateman, or the Joker, and yet here I am thinking of Alex DeLarge as my role model.
One of my family members pronounces grouper, like the fish, as "groper" and it is so uncomfortable when we go to a restaurant.She also insists on pronouncing kung pao as "kung poo" and sakura as "Shakira."
Must EVERYBODY misbehave in the kitchen while I'm trying to cook?I've got two people smoking a bong next to the stove, one person playing fetch with a dog, two people who won't stop farting on everything, and someone who keeps trying to stick their fingers in all the ingredients to taste them.
The joy of hearing the intro to Harder Better Faster Stronger followed by the disappointment of realizing it's the shitty ass Kanye remix.
And I don't understand why I sleep all day, and I start to complain when there's no rain...I'll always be there when you wake...
Does anybody else remember "jeelai beelai peetrat goomai candai?"Or am I the only one who bothered to remember that nonsense
I'm curious to know, people who oppose the COVID vaccine. Are you only opposed to this specific vaccine? Or do you not believe in vaccination at all?
The craziest shit happens here in the barrio. This was in the newspaper earlier this week. This is less than two blocks from where I live.
Every time I see a shitty lip sync TikTok set to bad music, I believe more and more that we deserved COVID.
I stg if y'all knew some of the weird and hyper-specific things about me, you'd never take me seriously.I do some strange shit.
Donald "America First" Trump finally admitted he's Israel First.Homeboy said Israel "rightfully" owns the US Congress. Imagine he said that about Russia? The meltdown would be historic.
I can't understand all this talk and all these articles and headlines about work shortages. Half the people I know are unemployed but can't find jobs.I know like fourteen people all looking for work and everywhere they go asking for a job, they get laughed out of the room.