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Must EVERYBODY misbehave in the kitchen while I'm trying to cook?

I've got two people smoking a bong next to the stove, one person playing fetch with a dog, two people who won't stop farting on everything, and someone who keeps trying to stick their fingers in all the ingredients to taste them.
BlueMetalChick
26-30, F
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Ryannnnnn 路 31-35, M
Yeah that reminds me of when we used to take acid and we tried to make cereal and just ended up with a sink full of milk and pieces of bread
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KiwiBird 路 36-40, F
What's Cooking Good Looking?
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BlueMetalChick 路 26-30, F
@CrustyDDingus Did you know that I've actually only eaten baloney once in my life?
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KiwiBird 路 36-40, F
@BlueMetalChick Good choice when you have a full house.
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KiwiBird 路 36-40, F
@BlueMetalChick Once would be enough. Even God wouldn't know what was in it.
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Alisha233 路 31-35, F
If you start the kitchen on fire the smoke might drive them out. 馃憤
Your welcome.
I'm full of free ideas. 馃槅馃槈馃槣
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Spoiledbrat 路 F
It's good you have friends.
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CrustyDDingus 路 36-40, M
Why wasn't the dog added to the menu? 馃憖
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BlueMetalChick 路 26-30, F
@CrustyDDingus I wish.
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DeWayfarer 路 61-69, M
Mind if we (SW) all invite ourselves and start cooking whatever we want?

The more, the merrier! 馃榿馃槇馃檭
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BlueMetalChick 路 26-30, F
@DeWayfarer I'm bringing a loaded handgun next time.
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DeWayfarer 路 61-69, M
@BlueMetalChick hmmm! Will it have bullets or blanks? 馃馃槇馃檭
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Rolexeo 路 26-30, M
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DrSunnyTheSkeptic 路 26-30, M
What kind of a place are you in, jeez
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DrSunnyTheSkeptic 路 26-30, M
@BlueMetalChick and instead of helping they fart on everything eh? Good grief
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BlueMetalChick 路 26-30, F
@DrSunnyTheSkeptic Well the two farters were family members of his. And yeah, they're annoying as fuck. I made them go outside.
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DrSunnyTheSkeptic 路 26-30, M
@BlueMetalChick Good, their presence is a health code violation
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BlueMetalChick 路 26-30, F
@SW-User It's the biggest room in this house by a mile. It's about twice the size of the average living room.
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Foxyfoxfox 路 51-55, F
Its like that with kids (minus the bong lol)
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travelguy01 路 41-45, M
Glad I鈥檓 not eating anything from this kitchen 馃憖
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BlueMetalChick 路 26-30, F
@travelguy01 Pretty soon there's gonna be a few bodies in here if people keep playing with me.
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