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BlueMetalChick

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What was it the scorpion said to the frog?

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Anyone see Makhachev vs. Volkanovski tonight?

Sugar Plum Fairy came and hit the streets, looking for soul food and a place to eat...

It's so hard finding skincare and hair care products that don't contain beeswax.

So many of the hair creams and moisturizers sold here are loaded with beeswax which is absolutely disgusting.

What did you ask for as a Christmas gift?

I wanted a new pair of gloves.

What's your favorite constellation?

Personally I've always been partial to Draco, although Scorpius is high on my list too.

They rally round the family with a pocket full of shells

Walking tall machine gun man, they spit on me in my homeland...

Gloria, send me pictures of my boy...

fuk u meen 🅱️

Hearing George Carlin talk about baby boomers in the year 1996 is an absolute trip.

She pleases me, permit her to live in the world of the snakes. Now I will talk to the Wolfman and the Mummy.

"Alright, I guess this is the night bitches die." -Stewie Griffin

"There's just enough bullshit to hold things together in this country. Bullshit is the glue that binds us together as a nation."

"It's all bullshit. It's all bullshit, and it's bad for you.' -George Carlin

Did you guys know that I'm actually Belle Delphine's fraternal twin?

We were separated at birth. She was raised in ammonia-filled Tennessee while I was raised by the Nerd Thighs Guy.

Why exactly are politicians and public servants allowed to own stock?

Like...how tf is that legal.

Wanna know how much of a rebel I am? Sometimes I torrent without turning on my VPN *dabs*

Cortana, all I need to know is did we lose them.

Show this bold Prussian that praises slaughter, slaughter brings rout.

The fact that I hate Shaun Mendez for being a #NiceGuy more than I hate Camilla Cabello for being an open racist says a lot about me.

Soon the Great Journey shall begin. But when it does, the weight of your heresy will stay your feet...

I always find it strange when people try to level with me during a disagreement by telling me they think I'm wrong, but still a good person.

I get that a lot. I'll be arguing with someone and they'll saying something like "You're a smart person with a good heart but you're wrong in this case." Like...no I'm not. Don't lie to me on top of telling me that I'm wrong.

Which version of King Lear do you like best?

The one where both Lear and Cordelia die, and Edgar takes the throne? The one where both Lear and Cordelia survive, Lear retakes the throne and Cordelia marries Edgar? Or the one where Lear dies but Cordelia survives, marries Edgar, and Albany takes... See More »

"The message just repeats. Regret, regret, regret." "Catchy. Any idea what it means?"

Who the hell even is George Soros. I've been told for years that I idolize and revere him but I don't even know what he's famous for, or why.

Can somebody give me like the Cliff Notes summary of Soros?

People think hairless cats are a cleaner pet than normal cats because they don't shed, but their skin is so oily and disgusting that they're worse.

Hairless cats have the nastiest, greasiest skin and they get oily residue all over everything and it stinks like crazy.

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