God Admits He Invented Farting, Just 'Cause It's Hilarious!!! :D :D :D https://babylonbee.com/news/god-admits-he-invented-farting-just-cause-its-hilarious Disclaimer for the Brain Dead: This is a joke...it is supposed to be funny. It is not really true...or is it??? 🤔🤔🤔
China Bans Non-Masculine Men from TVhttps://www.dailywire.com/news/china-bans-non-masculine-men-from-tv?itm_source=parsely-api&utm_source=cnemail&utm_medium=email&utm_content=090321-news&utm_campaign=position2
Easy Sausage and Egg Sunday Brunch Casserole 12 breakfast sausages, browned Non Stick Cooking spray 12-14 eggs, blended on high in the blender 2 Tablespoons snipped chives 16 oz package, (or more), shredded cheddar cheese Preheat oven to 350F. Brown the sausages in a skillet and allow them...See More »
An Accurate Description, IMO. Link Below.https://www.dailywire.com/news/mother-of-slain-u-s-marine-unloads-on-biden-a-feckless-dementia-ridden-piece-of-crap-treasonous?
Will you pray with me on the Lord's Day?Heavenly Father, Thou art all that is awesome in our world. All love derives from Thee, and we love Thee and Thy creations with all of our hearts. Father of all, please bless Thy creations, and bless those who love Thee. In Thine arms enfold us, and...See More »
We Have A Lot Of Words We'd Like To Call Joe Biden Right Now But We Are A Christian Website So Here Are Some G-Rated Alternativeshttps://babylonbee.com/news/report-we-have-a-lot-of-words-wed-like-to-call-joe-biden-right-now-but-we-are-a-christian-website-so-here-are-some-g-rated-alternatives Disclaimer: For those who are too lazy or just unwilling to open the link, above,...See More »
Assuming you pray, whether silently or aloud, what is the gist of your prayers?Are you always asking God for help for others? Always asking Him for help for yourself and/or your own family? Or do you tell God how much you love Him?
Who was responsible for the botched pull out in Afghanistan? We don't have to wait for the complete answer.People who were inside the meeting with the joint chiefs and President Biden are leaking the story. It was President Biden who pulled a number out of his rear end, 600 troops, to be left in Afghanistan at Bagram AFB. He insisted that no more than...See More »
If the Taliban catch the Christian converts inside Afghanistan, they will burn them alive.That is the punishment for leaving Islam under Sharia law, apparently. A VERY brave American pastor was on the news tonight. He is trying to get them out. I am posting because he says he is being blocked at every turn by the WHITE HOUSE and by our...See More »
Joe Biden Praised For Historic Rescue Efforts To Save Kid He Pushed Down A Well https://babylonbee.com/news/joe-biden-praised-for-historic-rescue-efforts-to-save-kid-he-pushed-down-a-well Disclaimer for the brain dead: this is a joke. Yes, everyone knows that the Babylon Bee publishes jokes. This is sometimes called humor,...See More »
Bacon Wrapped Pork Tenderloin Roast with Mint Pea Puree In pursuit of fewer carbs, but still craving them, I tried to get them from the peas, which are a high carb veggie. This recipe is wheat free, dairy free, and contains no nitrates. Preheat oven to 450F. 1 pork tenderloin roast. 10 to 12 oz....See More »
Why have the US Hospital Ships Comfort and Mercy NOT been dispatched to Haiti?Just checked their locators, and they are sitting in dock at Norfolk. Trump dispatched these ships to Venezuela during a major emergency there. Why has Biden done so little for Haiti?
Massachusetts might be hit with first hurricane in 30 years on Sunday morning. Governor urges Cape Cod vacationers to come home NOW and delayor cancel vacation plans if they have not left yet. Traffic on Rte 3 will be stall and crawl, and the goal is not to have ANY vacationers trapped on the Bourne or Sagamore Bridges during the hurricane when it would be extremely dangerous. Although...See More »
Good morning! Here's a nice eye opener for Americans! Yesterday the FBI finally admitted, publicly, that January 6th was NOT an insurrection.Nice, huh? 20 FBI agitators, who were there to encourage the rioters, disappeared afterward, returned to their homes and their normal lives. The police officer who shot the unarmed female veteran as she entered the capitol building will not be...See More »
Baked Creamed SpinachContains real parmesan cheese, but uses coconut milk and non-dairy cream cheese. Those who are lactose intolerant can sometimes eat AGED parmesan, and other AGED cheeses. No photo available. 3 large containers organic washed baby spinach leaves....See More »
Biden Announces Reasons for Botched Afghan Departure1. Orange Man made me do it. 2. Before Orange Man, other Presidents made me do it. 3. Afghani fighters are all cowardly a-holes who don't care about their own country. 4. We planned to eff this up for a long time, very carefully. 5. The buck stops...See More »
Will you pray with me?Holy Father in Heaven, we love Thee and we thank Thee for Thy many mercies. Today is holy because of Thee. This day we thank Thee for the forgiveness of our sins, we thank Thee for Thy love and patience, and we beg Thee for healing for our bodies,...See More »
Okay, this one skirts sacrilege, but it is still pretty darned funny... :D :D :D Once again, note for the brain dead...this is satire. That means it is a joke. It is supposed to be funny! https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-rides-donkey-into-dc-on-path-of-mypillows
This video is a hoot! :D :D :D Note for the brain dead. This is satire. That means you are supposed to realize it is a joke.
Here's A Comprehensive List Of All The Socialist Countries That Haven't Turned Into A Totalitarian Hellscape Where You Have To Eat Your Dog https://babylonbee.com/news/think-communism-cant-work-heres-a-comprehensive-list-of-all-the-successful-communist-countries-in-human-history
Pfizer Vaccine only 42% effective with Delta variant Breakthrough cases.The vast majority of breakthrough cases will not be severe. Moderna is 72% effective against Delta breakthroughs. Booster shots will be available to those who are immunocompromised, and, possibly, to the elderly.
American Express is now forcing their employees to train in Critical Race Theory.In an effort to be woker than woke, the giant corporation has employed a radical CRT trainer who tells white workers that the following phrases are racist microaggressions : 1. We are ALL human. 2. If you work really hard, you can succeed in life....See More »
The State of Oregon is considering WAIVING math and reading requirements for high school grads. Because they want to get them right out there into high paying tech jobs, obviously...(NOT). Here is what those kids will be able to do for a living without math and reading:
Mildly Spicy Thai Style Chicken with Veggies and Brown Rice, (Wheat Free, Dairy Free, Sugar Free) Chicken is cooked first, then removed, then veggies are cooked in the same pan. Veggies should be prepared in advance. 1 lb boneless skinless chicken tenders 1 head of garlic, peeled and sliced. Non stick cooking spray 3 Tablespoons peanut oil...See More »
Portland, Oregon: Antifa announced on TWITTER that they were going to attack a Christian Group if they dared to meet in a public space near the water.The police did not respond at all while Antifa Criminally Harrassed Christians who met near the Portland Oregon waterfront because they are Christian. The Christians were sprayed with gas and pepper spray. Flash bombs were thrown at the Christian...See More »