Disclaimer for the brain dead: this is a joke. Yes, everyone knows that the Babylon Bee publishes jokes. This is sometimes called humor, and is also called sarcasm. This is NOT meant to be real. Please don't freak out about the little kid...this is an allegory, which you can look up.
@carpediem Singlehandedly implementing the destruction of the United States AIDED by Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer, the chief demons, and the little imp Adam Schitt.