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Can I use you as a reference on job applications?

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Punxi · F
I guess...but you be careful. Don't try to carry too many newspapers on your bike.
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@Punxi 🤨
Justmeraeagain · 56-60, F
Just leave out that one incident around the water cooler and it should be good...I think 🤔
@BobbyMoeven
Cause I'm so brilliant.
BobbyMoeven · 100+, M
@mindstruggle

🙄

Wait a sec....that means i'm.....

Wish I hadn't asked..

😑.
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@mindstruggle what’s that mean??
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
I will give anyone a reference who wants it and fabricate any professional relationship you can dream of. I'm yer boy.
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@CountScrofula you the man
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@ShepherdBard "Why yes he did invent the specialized superconducting magnet system for your nuclear power plant."

"Alright, can you confirm his first name?"

"I don't know."
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
Sure you can trust me. 😈
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
Only if I get half of your wages every time you get paid
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@Prettybratbi1tch same thing 😒😒😒
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
@ShepherdBard stuff is stuff and money is money
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F
No you keep spelling my name wrong on your application form 😒
calicuz · 56-60, M
Yeah, but it'll cost you a steak dinner from Outback. 😎
Alyosha · 36-40, M
I don't like to be used.
thepeculiarpanda · 36-40, M
After what you did in front of my grandmother? Unlikely. 🤨

Younameit · F
Yeah, I’ll tell them you used to make some good money as Billy Big Balls, the dancer.
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@Younameit can’t we move past that phase 😒
Younameit · F
@ShepherdBard I’ve got footage, Imma send it to your mom.
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@Younameit that was supposed to be a private dance!
tobynshorty · 51-55, F
Well if youre sure😏
PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F
You can. But I wouldn’t recommend it if you actually want the job.
Sure youll need all the help you can get
WillaKissing · 56-60, M
Sure, but do you remember those signs "Enter at your own risk?" Just remember that when doing so!
BobbyMoeven · 100+, M
💯

You can ask the Warden to provide my credentials
smiler2012 · 61-69
@ShepherdBard 🤔depends if you want this job i would not bother lol, 😆
Sure! I'll let them know how much less murdery you are when you've had your pills. 😼
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
Longpatrol · 31-35, M
Not sure you want Wolf dressed as a grandma with what big hands I have, what big teeth I have as a reference
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@Longpatrol oh my grandma
Yes, but I have to mention your ethics, lazy, late to work, early to leave, cordless works two hours and out of energy, 404 cannot be found
BillyMack · 46-50, M
What are your skills?
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@BillyMack I can write nonsense posts in sw nonstop
BillyMack · 46-50, M
@ShepherdBard then sure. Use me as a reference. 888-888-8888-&&&&-88
Nitedoc · 51-55, M
@ShepherdBard Then apply to Fox News, you're just what they want!
Lostpoet · M
I lie like the best of them
Nitedoc · 51-55, M
Not if you want to get the job!
Zaphod42 · 51-55, M
You can do a lot of things. Not all of them are good ideas 🤷‍♂
calicuz · 56-60, M
I had no idea they took applications for male prostitute. 🤔
hunkalove · 70-79, M
Yes. Should I mention your porn star career?

 
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