Punxi · F
I guess...but you be careful. Don't try to carry too many newspapers on your bike.
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@Punxi 🤨
Justmeraeagain · 56-60, F
Just leave out that one incident around the water cooler and it should be good...I think 🤔
I mean sure…
For $50
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@BobbyMoeven
Cause I'm so brilliant.
Cause I'm so brilliant.
BobbyMoeven · 100+, M
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@mindstruggle what’s that mean??
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
I will give anyone a reference who wants it and fabricate any professional relationship you can dream of. I'm yer boy.
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@CountScrofula you the man
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@ShepherdBard "Why yes he did invent the specialized superconducting magnet system for your nuclear power plant."
"Alright, can you confirm his first name?"
"I don't know."
"Alright, can you confirm his first name?"
"I don't know."
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
Sure you can trust me. 😈
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP
Sure..
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
Only if I get half of your wages every time you get paid
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@Prettybratbi1tch same thing 😒😒😒
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
@ShepherdBard stuff is stuff and money is money
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@Prettybratbi1tch 🙄✋
XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F
No you keep spelling my name wrong on your application form 😒
calicuz · 56-60, M
Yeah, but it'll cost you a steak dinner from Outback. 😎
Alyosha · 36-40, M
I don't like to be used.
thepeculiarpanda · 36-40, M
After what you did in front of my grandmother? Unlikely. 🤨
Younameit · F
Yeah, I’ll tell them you used to make some good money as Billy Big Balls, the dancer.
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@Younameit can’t we move past that phase 😒
Younameit · F
@ShepherdBard I’ve got footage, Imma send it to your mom.
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@Younameit that was supposed to be a private dance!
tobynshorty · 51-55, F
Well if youre sure😏
PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F
You can. But I wouldn’t recommend it if you actually want the job.
Shybutwilling2bfriends · 61-69
Sure youll need all the help you can get
WillaKissing · 56-60, M
Sure, but do you remember those signs "Enter at your own risk?" Just remember that when doing so!
BobbyMoeven · 100+, M
💯
You can ask the Warden to provide my credentials
You can ask the Warden to provide my credentials
smiler2012 · 61-69
@ShepherdBard 🤔depends if you want this job i would not bother lol, 😆
Sure! I'll let them know how much less murdery you are when you've had your pills. 😼
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
Longpatrol · 31-35, M
Not sure you want Wolf dressed as a grandma with what big hands I have, what big teeth I have as a reference
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@Longpatrol oh my grandma
OriginalNedKelly · M
Yes, but I have to mention your ethics, lazy, late to work, early to leave, cordless works two hours and out of energy, 404 cannot be found
BillyMack · 46-50, M
What are your skills?
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@BillyMack I can write nonsense posts in sw nonstop
BillyMack · 46-50, M
@ShepherdBard then sure. Use me as a reference. 888-888-8888-&&&&-88
Nitedoc · 51-55, M
@ShepherdBard Then apply to Fox News, you're just what they want!
Lostpoet · M
I lie like the best of them
Nitedoc · 51-55, M
Not if you want to get the job!
Zaphod42 · 51-55, M
You can do a lot of things. Not all of them are good ideas 🤷♂
calicuz · 56-60, M
I had no idea they took applications for male prostitute. 🤔
hunkalove · 70-79, M
Yes. Should I mention your porn star career?
































