Poor Mrs. Kelly - said she has some good news and bad newsShe indicated that she is very angry and not going to talk to me I said okay what is the bad news?
Back in the dog kennel againWhat do you call a women in heaven - an angel What about a crowd of women in heaven - a host of angels What do you call all women in heaven - peace on earth (1)
Xmas dinnerThis Christmas please spare a thought for thousands of dwarfs struggling to put food on the table.
Do you agree: Trump administration moves to cut off transgender care for children Poll (24) See Poll OptionsThis is not medicine, it is malpractice,” Health Secretary Robert F Kennedy Jnr said of gender-affirming procedures on children in a news conference o... See More »
Poor old Mrs. Kelly, said if your lips touch that whiskey, you will never touch my lips again - just like that an argument started Poll (13) See Poll OptionsShe said, well what have you decided I replied - well I am trying to decide between a 18 year old whiskey or a 64 year old wife
Did you ever get into trouble at schoolA couple of times, possibly the worse was when hit a teacher on the arse with a wet towel
If you were offered $400,000 per year could you answer a simple question for the role of Sex Discrimination Commissioner Poll (12) See Poll OptionsWhat is the definition of a woman Dr Anna Cody, Sex Discrimination Commissioner, works to advance gender equality and end discrimination through law,... See More »
This is what happens when you protest against coal mining in Newcastle NSW Australiathis is how much they actually care (1)
Which one of the 7 dwarfs describes your partner in bed Poll (22) See Poll OptionsI am nominating GRUMPY for my lovely wife
Could you be a snake catcherThe Eastern brown snake is highly venomous and considered the world's second most toxic after the Inland Taipan. It is responsible for the majority of snake bite deaths in Australia due to its potent neurotoxic venom, which can cause paralysis and... See More » (1)