You have been anal probed by aliens.

@deadgerbil Hallelujah!!

@deadgerbil Alien is kali's cat you freak

@HijabaDabbaDoo I was thinking of normal green aliens ✋

@ExtremeNext And if you could remove your panties and lay face down that would be helpful.

@Faroutcat just another Saturday night for me 😏

@ExtremeNext Looks like your Saturday night is happening on Tuesday night this week.

@SW-User And I bring my big bottle of Vaseline with me.

@Faroutcat Idk I've nvr been

@PepsiColaP The aliens must have wiped your memory of it.

@Faroutcat ok so it remains that neither of us know

@SW-User maybe this post explains why

@meJess

@Hasmita it Is a nasal swab, the long way round

@Tinkles 😳
Why not?

@Faroutcat my species doesn't have one. If what you say is true and I've been found, then they will destroy me instead.

So I guess this is goodbye

@Tinkles Goodbye, Tinkles 😢

@Onestarlitnight Thank you.

@StygianKohlrabi I tried sprinkling salt around my bed, herbs, etc. nothing worked. then I just consciously decided to fight those weenies. after a few months, I was able to completely resist the paralysis effect and I haven't been bothered since

@Bang5luts Green alien mist

@Fukfacewillie You know this from experience, Willie?

@Faroutcat Of course. They evaporate waste through their pours in a stinky mist.

@PepsiColaP lol right?
Shouldve added 'Literally.'

@Starcrossed just relax and let it happen.

*takes a deep breath*