Will the military shoot down my Happy Valentine’s Day balloons? 🎈I got some helium filled balloons that all say “Happy Valentine’s Day”. And I was planning to let them fly high up in the sky. But now I guess the military might shoot them down.
Fed up, fed up, fed up, I'm fed up. Fed up, I'm fed up with the drugs Fed up with the fake love, put the gun to my brain, go bang I'm fed up with the drama Got a crib for my momma 'cause I don't think I'ma live too much longer I'm fed up.
Has anyone else watched Mayfair Witches yet?I was not expecting it to be so creepy and scary. Alexandra Daddario is the main character who is possessed or something. She is one of my favorite actresses and I love all her movies. But this is such a scary type of character for her to play. I’m n...See More »
Thank You Phở Nam Định NoodlesToday I had Nam Định soup with Phở noodles. And it was so delicious 🤤. I’ve never tried it before so I didn’t know what to expect. But it really is fantastic and if you’ve never tried it before, I recommend going to a Vietnamese restaurant to try...See More »
Tonight we're on the loose! No one could stop us now Tonight we're on the loose No one to tell us how Tonight we're on the loose
Don’t touch my breast!Some people go straight for the breasts but I like to start with the legs and the thighs and then work my way up to the breasts. In what order do you eat your chicken meat?
How do we make Homemade Chocolate Chip Cookies Made With Love 💕?We’re making chocolate chip cookies with love. But we want to put extra love inside each cookie. Which ingredients makes the love?
I don’t need that many radishes in my salad!My salad had so many radishes. Not to mention onions, cabbage, peas, beans and asparagus. I mean how badly do they want us to fart all night? I don’t mind a few radishes because I know they’re good for you. But you don’t have to cover the entire...See More »
Do you move your lips and mumble when you are texting?I’m having trouble understanding you. Could you please open your mouth a little wider while you’re texting me?
Tonight I’m staying at The Loose Hotel.I’m not going to mention it by name, but it’s a well known hotel chain that normally rates at four stars or better. First, as soon as I entered the front door, I noticed that the aluminum door frame was just hanging loose and unsecured. So I told the...See More »
Flaming Pu Pu Platter with Boba TeaI didn’t know what you wanted to eat. So I just ordered the Flaming Pu Pu Platter and a pitcher of Boba Tea. Hope you like it.
Accidental selfiesToday, as I was walking downtown, I saw a really cool looking silver Ferrari convertible that looked brand new. It was at a red light so I quickly got out my phone and took some photos before the light turned green. I was facing the sun so I...See More »
Good gravy!Sometimes I like to heat up a bowl of brown gravy with my dinner. Tonight I dipped my cheeseburger in the gravy. Fried chicken is also good with gravy. What else do you put gravy on?
