I don’t need that many radishes in my salad!

My salad had so many radishes. Not to mention onions, cabbage, peas, beans and asparagus. I mean how badly do they want us to fart all night? I don’t mind a few radishes because I know they’re good for you. But you don’t have to cover the entire salad with them. Who eats that many radishes in one meal anyway? I’ve never heard of anyone saying “you know what this salad needs is more radishes”. Knock it the hell off with the radishes, everyone! 😡