You have been anal probed by aliens.

They abducted you and probed your anus with alien dildos.
They’re coming back for you tonight and there is nothing you can do about it.

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nedkelly · 61-69, M

But, you keep on getting in the front of the line and saying more more more

Faroutcat · 51-55, M

@nedkelly And I bring my big bottle of Vaseline with me.