You have been anal probed by aliens.

They abducted you and probed your anus with alien dildos.
They’re coming back for you tonight and there is nothing you can do about it.

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Fukfacewillie · 56-60, M

Aliens don’t have digestive systems so they are very curious.

Faroutcat · 51-55, M

@Fukfacewillie You know this from experience, Willie?

Fukfacewillie · 56-60, M

@Faroutcat Of course. They evaporate waste through their pours in a stinky mist.