You have been anal probed by aliens.

They abducted you and probed your anus with alien dildos.
They’re coming back for you tonight and there is nothing you can do about it.

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Well then there's no point worrying about it is there

Faroutcat · 51-55, M

@Tinkles Nope! Just relax and let them probe you.

@Faroutcat If there's nothing I can do about it then I don't have a choice... good luck to them though, bit of an impossible task

Faroutcat · 51-55, M

@Tinkles I think they will figure it out.

@Faroutcat well it'd be interesting to see them try as I don't have a butthole to probe

Faroutcat · 51-55, M

@Tinkles 😳
Why not?

@Faroutcat my species doesn't have one. If what you say is true and I've been found, then they will destroy me instead.

So I guess this is goodbye

Faroutcat · 51-55, M

@Tinkles Goodbye, Tinkles 😢