You have been anal probed by aliens.

They abducted you and probed your anus with alien dildos.
They’re coming back for you tonight and there is nothing you can do about it.

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meJess · F

People who aren’t US citizens?

nedkelly · 61-69, M

@meJess Some funny reasons Aliens only ever go to America

meJess · F

@nedkelly maybe this post explains why

Hasmita · M

meJess · F

@Hasmita it Is a nasal swab, the long way round