no but you can touch my nipples if you want

I worked on a dairy farm and have a degree in agricultural science.

You get up really early, you gotta get close with your cattle, twice a day, you’re gonna get shit on, touch lots of teets, get kicked but some cows are really sweet 🥰

It's among my numerous now-useless accomplishments. Not only cows, but an ill-tempered goat who would not allow her twin babies to nurse.

The goat was much smaller and much much more challenging. To avoid being mauled, I had to rope her whole body to a tree like I was preparing to burn her at the stake.

Like so many things, milking a cow is easier when done as persuasion rather than demand.

🤔 I've milked myself 🤣🤣

I've been in a milking stall, gotten squirted by the guy milking a cow. Also kicked by a cow for not giving her space.

Not a real cow. I think I milked a simulator once at the science museum.

I grew up on a dairy farm so, I've milked a cow though as a rule, a machine was normally used

I know how to navigate around cow patties to keep my boots cow dung free!

I have. I used to spend summers visiting family up north. My aunt and uncle had a dairy farm so I spent a lot of time around cows.

Swung/flapped the udder 3 times before my grandma told me to gtfo so not quite, no

Really? They are just cows. We used to have a couple of cows we milked for home use. Whole milk is so thick and lumpy with all the fats (cream) in it. Breaking a cow in to being milked is a process or she will kick you. Once they are used to it they look forward to the relief of the pressure in their udders. We raise beef on part of the farm and grow mostly cattle feed on it to sell.

Not sure but ive been milked like a cow before lol

Sure have by hand and with a milker

I've milked cows, goats, and a bunch of guys at a bar

I did growing up.

I have, milked goats too. A cows tear can get too big for the calf to eat from so it only eats off of one. So we have to milk it so it doesn't get infection. Had to do this with goats too

I tried honestly but it didn’t come easily for me. It took a bit to get the hang of it. My much older brother in law was raised on a farm so when I was a teenager I milked cows and bottle fed many baby cows. Even watched them be born.

My dad grew up on a farm.
He had to milk the cows.
He said he frequently got slapped in the face with a shitty tail and the cow would sometimes put their foot in the bucket and spill everything over.

The holstein in this picture was margret. Rein was the other holstein and there also was Susie. She was kind of my pet but i don't have a picture of her.

I remember having cows when I was a kid. I remember riding one of their calves and getting bucked off 😂

i lived on a dairy farm as a child.. so i learned to milk by hand and machine..
[media=https://youtu.be/g6u-hGnCYsI]How to Milk a Cow By Hand

Twice in grade school my class visited a dairy farm and I milked a cow. Creepy feeling.

i would literally cry if i had to do that

Never milked one but came across these in my walk on Monday

Yes i watched a dairy farm for 2 weeks plus worked a day job ...lot of work but i enjoyed it!

not a cow but have milked goats

Really must live in a city

@Mooed78 won't let me milk her....

I have manually and with a machine

That’s my kink.

I have, feels weird..

I have never milked a cow. My mother said that when she was little, her father used to squirt milk from the cow's teats right into his kid's mouths. By the time I spent all of my summers on the farm, my grandfather only raised steers.

I have milked a cow manualy by hand.. When i was a kid we had one cow that provided the family with all the nilk they needed.. We had to milk her twice a day.. It took about 20 minutes..

Many,many moons ago yes. My uncle had cows and a bull or two.
My dad bought and sold horses . So yes love been around and done many things on “ farms” not very big farms but farms.

@Mooed78

Don't think I've ever even been close to a cow, either. Horses, yes, particularly thoroughbreds, but never a cow.

Many times. We had cows when i was growing up on the farm. Hand milking and machine. Hint.. Don't shake hands with a dairy farmer. :)

My cousin used to run a dairy farm and I don't think I ever saw anyone manually milk a cow. It was all machines by that point.

Yes I was about 13 the first time . Used to live near a farm and often went to help the farmer with the cows , pigs etc .

I haven't milked a cow either, but I have seen some up close

yes, A bit strange at first and you get used to it

Milked a goat once... There were no cows in that part of the country.

Your pretty cool I like you your officaly my SW Groupie

I for 1. For a little while in my younger days until about the age of 14.

I have when i was about 12. Theres automatic equipment for that now.

I grew up on a farm so yes. Def done that. Lol

It has to be in the 100's of millions of people by now.

I used to walk past cows every day to and from school..

Best job I ever had! Only did it for half a year.