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how many people have milked a cow?

I know this is random, but is it weird to want to milk a cow? I've never even seen a cow up close
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It's among my numerous now-useless accomplishments. Not only cows, but an ill-tempered goat who would not allow her twin babies to nurse.

The goat was much smaller and much much more challenging. To avoid being mauled, I had to rope her whole body to a tree like I was preparing to burn her at the stake.

Like so many things, milking a cow is easier when done as persuasion rather than demand.
pride49 · 31-35, M
@Mamapolo2016 it's easier with a chute. And goats are easier when dehorned or polled
Funlov · M
@Mamapolo2016 what’s this like Dr. Doolittle. She just asked if you have milk the cow that’s all pretty simple
@pride49 I'm sure you're right. But we were a one-pet-goat operation. No chutes, no polling, just two hungry babies. And trees.
@Funlov I might point out that I didn't ask you [i]anything.[/i] Even simpler.
Funlov · M
@Mamapolo2016 I read what you write all the time and how you reply so I’m not gonna reply dear because nothing makes sense so I’m talking to my dogs
@Funlov Thank you.