how many people have milked a cow?

I know this is random, but is it weird to want to milk a cow? I've never even seen a cow up close

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Swung/flapped the udder 3 times before my grandma told me to gtfo so not quite, no

BasicWaffles · 18-21, F

@HijabaDabbaDoo wait wait wait. what?

@BasicWaffles I couldn't find the right use of verb but no cow was harmed during the attempts. I just got distracted by the texture