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Ganon · 26-30, M
To make them sandwiches

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Was trying to get it right
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deadgerbil · 26-30, M
@zaatar abstain from men
zaatar · 22-25, F
@deadgerbil i don’t listen to men
Nimbus · M
@SW-User Yikes! 😮
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
so men could say “nag, nag, nag” when women ask them to fix something.
AbbeyRhode · F
@cherokeepatti That's a great idea! 😃
Nimbus · M
@AbbeyRhode Heyyyyyy,
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
@AbbeyRhode very effective 😂
JoeyFoxx · 56-60, M
To fetch beer
@JoeyFoxx A friend told me. 😇
JoeyFoxx · 56-60, M
@JustGoneNow wait, are you suggesting we should all post nudes here???
@JoeyFoxx not here. We got a private circle. It’s all good. 😊
FreeSpirit1 · F
"God" didn't create anything.
Man created "God"
My two cents.
Man created "God"
My two cents.
Nimbus · M
@FreeSpirit1 Well worth the money ;)
zaatar · 22-25, F
to ruin men’s lives💗
Mamapolo2016 · F
Because once Adam was functioning, it was obvious the Creator would need someone else to talk to.
@Mamapolo2016 oh my gosh, I laughed so hard I snorted. lol
Mamapolo2016 · F
@JustGoneNow 😂
Nimbus · M
@Mamapolo2016 😛

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He didn’t..

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@Aliveshock don’t go personal...when you don’t know me...
Or maybe you do through another account.
Either way...I am out of things to say...and I am out of fucks to give..
Your call.
Or maybe you do through another account.
Either way...I am out of things to say...and I am out of fucks to give..
Your call.
@SW-User
God created woman by taking a rib out of Adam. It is that simple.
God created woman by taking a rib out of Adam. It is that simple.

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TexChik · F
Because he messed up the first time around . 😌
YoungPoet345 · 26-30, F
@TexChik love it 🤣
Trippy · F
Best be sure He's grateful it was an apple and not a Klondike Bar. I'd have doomed us all 😈
Straylight · 31-35, F
Messed up the first time making a person.
Nimbus · M
@Straylight Classic :)
Straylight · 31-35, F
@Nimbus Kidding of course.
Harriet03 · 41-45, F
Things needed improving!
Harriet03 · 41-45, F
@Justenjoyit 🙄
Justenjoyit · 61-69, M
@Harriet03 Enjoy your Evening 😊
Harriet03 · 41-45, F
@Justenjoyit ✌
FlowersNButterflies · 61-69, FVIP
First, prove there is god
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Freeranger · M
@fernie2
Actually there's any bag full of a lot more.
In this particular case of course, you could satisfy my bleeding ears by sticking a sock in that pie hole to start. Secondly, one tiny difference between you and I is that I don't need an on-line Webster's dictionary to know how to spell troglodyte, and thirdly, I'm not interested in any input from a Dorchesta triple-decker man hater with reading comprehension issues.
Okey doke "Fern?"
Actually there's any bag full of a lot more.
In this particular case of course, you could satisfy my bleeding ears by sticking a sock in that pie hole to start. Secondly, one tiny difference between you and I is that I don't need an on-line Webster's dictionary to know how to spell troglodyte, and thirdly, I'm not interested in any input from a Dorchesta triple-decker man hater with reading comprehension issues.
Okey doke "Fern?"
World needed more beauty, delicacy and softness...
It also needed wisdom, and more love...
Since it was a boring world, the creation of women brought more excitement and fun into this world too..
Need I say more??
It also needed wisdom, and more love...
Since it was a boring world, the creation of women brought more excitement and fun into this world too..
Need I say more??
Picklebobble2 · 56-60, M
Well I guess even God recognised you can’t always get it right first time
Nimbus · M
@Picklebobble2 Classic ;)
SweetNSassy · F
To perfect man! 😜
Eclipsed · M
@SweetNSassy how dare you! 😑
SweetNSassy · F
@Nimbus Idk but for everyone but my man calls me his angel and he is pretty damn perfect for me❤️
Nimbus · M
@SweetNSassy Awwwww :)
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP
Who else is gunna make the sammiches 😁
goofypony · 31-35, F
@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout good manners haha
Nimbus · M
@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout Exactly ;)
YoungPoet345 · 26-30, F
@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout what do you mean? Where’d you go with all my sammiches? 🤔Are you saying you stole them?
pedrohedgerow · 61-69, M
What man would choose to have lived his life without knowing a woman?Good night ;)
Nimbus · M

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To tell me i need to do stuff
Nimbus · M
@SW-User Sounds familiar ;)
Lilymoon · F
He finally got it right
saragoodtimes · F
he created man first or a woman would have told him how to do it right
Nimbus · M
@saragoodtimes Ouchh!
YoungPoet345 · 26-30, F
@saragoodtimes best comment for sure! 🤣
Temporallube · M
Women created God
YoungPoet345 · 26-30, F
@Temporallube yassss
Temporallube · M
HannibalMontanimal · 26-30, M
To help man
Nimbus · M
@HannibalMontanimal True.
She had to put the brains and intelligence SOMEwhere they would do the most good dear
AthrillatheHunt · 51-55, M
Women are to be adored, not understood.
Penny · 46-50, F
to punish Adam. j/k. for companionship. I think thats what it says in the bible.
@fernie2
You just put down every decent lesbian here. How dare you put words in my mouth!
You just put down every decent lesbian here. How dare you put words in my mouth!
@Aliveshock Did I say you said anything? I said "You probably call women lesbians when they reject you" "probably" is what I said dim bulb. Any manboy that has to keep referring to a woman who disagrees with him as "ugly" almost always says asinine things like that. I've met you many times in my life. Weak little manboy
BlueVeins · 22-25
he was horny i guess
YoungPoet345 · 26-30, F
@BlueVeins lmao
nedkelly · 61-69, M
Who else was going to do the cooking, cleaning and talk during football
AbbeyRhode · F
@nedkelly No football. The players would all be sitting in dirty houses with no food, too. 😜
stratosranger · M
Let’s ask The Devil (Jack Nicholson, Witches Of Eastwick)
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stratosranger · M
Cuckoo’s Nest, The Shining, A Few Good Men, The Departed...I enjoyed his Joker in Batman but must say he seemed like a slightly more psychotic Cesar Romero. 😆@Nimbus
Nimbus · M
@stratosranger Great performances in all.
I couldn't watch Cuckoo's Nest again, the ending is too sad.
I couldn't watch Cuckoo's Nest again, the ending is too sad.
stratosranger · M
Totally! I saw that movie when I was 9 and I just felt this helpless rage at Nurse Ratchet, even though I knew it was just a movie. @Nimbus
ExperienceDLT · M
From what I been hearing around here today apparently to harvest 🌽corn 🤨
AbbeyRhode · F
To get Adam to leave the sheep alone.
nedkelly · 61-69, M
@AbbeyRhode Adam must be a Liverpool supporter always on drugs
Nimbus · M
@AbbeyRhode Not all are Welsh :)
RedBaron · M
So you would ask this question.
Adam could add.
He needed Eve to multiply.
He needed Eve to multiply.
being · 36-40, F
So to save both of them from dullness and boredom and make paradise more playfull!
Tracos · 51-55, M
equal opportunity
faithfulhusband · C
so man can nut
SinlessOnslaught · M
@faithfulhusband *Guess loading*
faithfulhusband · C
@SinlessOnslaught It's me kimchi hahaha
SinlessOnslaught · M
@faithfulhusband That's a suspicious thing to say
Viper · M
Men couldn't handle it alone
To spice things up
Nimbus · M
@DrScissorhands Indeed and it became very tasty :)
GuyWithOpinions · 31-35, M
So you could eventually be here to complain about it one day.
@GuyWithOpinions ?? what are my choices now?
GuyWithOpinions · 31-35, M
@fernie2 what ever your imagination can create.
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SinlessOnslaught · M
He created them for me as my play toys 😠
SinlessOnslaught · M
@Medoesnotcare I didn't mean to do that.
Medoesnotcare · 22-25, F
@SinlessOnslaught sure “bro”
SinlessOnslaught · M
@Medoesnotcare I'm sorry.
Elessar · 26-30, M
I guess because Adam had an odd number of ribs
Ingwe · F
because without us men are lost
Platinum · M
He did not want to give men tits
Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
@Platinum
Can you bounce your pecs like this guy can? If not, he gives lessons in this clip. 🤭
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Can you bounce your pecs like this guy can? If not, he gives lessons in this clip. 🤭
[media=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_ax9tzgOK8]
Platinum · M
@Thinkerbell @Thinkerbell mine are too firm....
Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
smiler2012 · 61-69
{@nimbus ] because there would be nobody to nag us otherwise nimby
Nimbus · M
@smiler2012 Wise ;)
Nyloncapes · 61-69, M
For housework and cooking
Nimbus · M
@Nyloncapes Asking for trouble again? :)
YoungPoet345 · 26-30, F
@Nyloncapes man, I’d hate to live in your house if you had no woman. No food. No clean. 😧
smileylovesgaming · 31-35, F
Because man would have died out millions of year's ago without women
Nimbus · M
@smileylovesgaming That's true.
smiler2012 · 61-69
{@nimbus] when you say they are not all welsh are you hinting in a bit of welly wearing animal husbandary 😆
Nimbus · M
@smiler2012 No comment ;)
smiler2012 · 61-69
@Nimbus 😆 think that answers my question nimby
Eternity · 26-30, M
Ramen noodles
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