Why did God create Woman ?

@JoeyFoxx Oh, I drank them all. 😬

@Straylight We fetched ‘em fuckers good, huh? Fetched ‘em all empty. lol

@JustGoneNow They were thoroughly fetched.

@Straylight I wonder if he has any more to fetch. Thoroughly check the fridge, even the spots he hides ‘em.

@JoeyFoxx Cheers!

@JustGoneNow Lol, you guys are great

@JoeyFoxx only thing I’m fetching is a stick 🤣oh wait.... 🤔

@YoungPoet345 🖤🤗

@Straylight dammit woman!

Fine. Get me a scotch.

@JoeyFoxx Shit, who you telling. We fetched that first. Fetched it empty we did.

@JoeyFoxx Ooh, about that...

@JustGoneNow @Straylight but I’m soooooo thirsty!

@YoungPoet345 ummmm. That’s not a stick...

@JoeyFoxx We are excellent fetchers. So glad you thought of this for us. *hiccups*

@JoeyFoxx You’re right. More like a twig. 🤣

@JustGoneNow hey!

@JoeyFoxx a twig then?

@YoungPoet345 c’mon. Be original!

@JoeyFoxx original? Do you mean your twig is organic? No preservatives or pesticides necessary?

@YoungPoet345 I’m very confused

@JoeyFoxx See. Can you imagine if you were drunk too? Good thing we fetched all your booze.

@JoeyFoxx original implies nothing has been done to it. No changes made. Thus, organic. Untouched by other chemical compounds

@YoungPoet345 are you saying that your hands are chemical compounds?

@JustGoneNow I don’t expect you to fetch the booze

But I’m glad you considered it