How you can tell you're getting old:

You pee a bit, when you sneeze!

[b][u]Signs you are getting old. Male edition.[/u][/b]

*1. You walk into a room and then can't for the life of you remember WHY you wanted to go there.
*2. You use the phrase "Back in my day......" EVER !
*3. Every Doctor/Lawyer/Veterinarian/Cop/etc. looks like they should still be in school !
*4. Getting up; down; in or out of anything requires that you make grunting and groaning noises.
*5. You stand at the checkout, wallet in hand. And can't believe the cost of your groceries ! (This despite the fact this time last week you stood in exactly the same spot and said exactly the same thing !)
*6. You get annoyed that the little walk around the block with the dog seems to leave you out of breath (Dammit i used to run further than that several times a day !)
*7. twitter just sounds like an advertising site for everyone with a book/show/opinion....on ANYTHING !
etc.

You grunt every time you get out of a lounge chair. You listen to 24 hour news radio. Your favourite music is from the 60's, You go shopping for Cardigans.

Whenever i hear those half my age or even younger actually complaining about themselves "getting old" i find it a little amusing but sad as well since we all live on borrowed time.Ultimately,we're all headed in the same direction.Accepting that inevitability we must try and make it a great day for ourselves by always being courteous and polite towards others.Take care!

You pee

Put it away

Then drizzle in your pants

Prunes darling if you start liking those then you are old

I grew up drinking tea and eating cauliflower, its good stuff lol

I noticed i was still hanging on to my snazzy new flip phone ,the on e i never turned on cos it just wasted the battery. 😕

You go to a party and people ask about your date, "Is this your daughter?" doooh 😒

this really happened lol.

You stop giving a fuck about how people perceive you.

I've always liked tea. Cauliflower sucks though.

👴Dagnabit ! You young whippersnappers with your Hip and Hop and
Anti-vegetable mindset !

You wanna get try being a grown-up !

Get an Allotment ! Grow some Veges ! Go to Bingo once a week at church !...etc.

🤣

You keep seeing/meeting people that remind you of someone else.

The older you get you find more iterations of the same person. Young Bob vs teenage Bob vs College Bob.

I was always neutral on both tbh, I think a more accurate test is rather or not you can stand eating pizza without getting heartburn or indigestion.

When you start wondering if your beautiful young waitress has a hot mom.

I've loved tea since I was a kid!!

I feel old when kids I babysat are now getting married and having babies. 👵

U walked into furniture n ur knee hurt..

You stare at the TV for 20 minutes. Then you turn it on.

I have always liked tea and cauliflower...age had nothing to do with it.

I’ve drank iced tea all my life , and I detest cauliflower!

[c=#7700B2]yum 😢[/c]

Is that specifically an old thing?

😳. I been drinking tea since I came off the baby 👶 🍼 Lol.

I've always liked cauliflower 😋

Somebody throws you out

You walk in the front door, sit down on the sofa, turn your head to the side, and see your nieghbors looking at you, wondering what the hell you are doing im their house.

grey ball hair

Youngin', you ain't old. Wait until Good Housekeeping seems interesting