How you can tell you're getting old:
you start liking tea and cauliflower
22-25, F
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Picklebobble2 · 56-60, M
[b][u]Signs you are getting old. Male edition.[/u][/b]
*1. You walk into a room and then can't for the life of you remember WHY you wanted to go there.
*2. You use the phrase "Back in my day......" EVER !
*3. Every Doctor/Lawyer/Veterinarian/Cop/etc. looks like they should still be in school !
*4. Getting up; down; in or out of anything requires that you make grunting and groaning noises.
*5. You stand at the checkout, wallet in hand. And can't believe the cost of your groceries ! (This despite the fact this time last week you stood in exactly the same spot and said exactly the same thing !)
*6. You get annoyed that the little walk around the block with the dog seems to leave you out of breath (Dammit i used to run further than that several times a day !)
*7. twitter just sounds like an advertising site for everyone with a book/show/opinion....on ANYTHING !
etc.
*1. You walk into a room and then can't for the life of you remember WHY you wanted to go there.
*2. You use the phrase "Back in my day......" EVER !
*3. Every Doctor/Lawyer/Veterinarian/Cop/etc. looks like they should still be in school !
*4. Getting up; down; in or out of anything requires that you make grunting and groaning noises.
*5. You stand at the checkout, wallet in hand. And can't believe the cost of your groceries ! (This despite the fact this time last week you stood in exactly the same spot and said exactly the same thing !)
*6. You get annoyed that the little walk around the block with the dog seems to leave you out of breath (Dammit i used to run further than that several times a day !)
*7. twitter just sounds like an advertising site for everyone with a book/show/opinion....on ANYTHING !
etc.
HannibalAteMeOut · 22-25, F
@Picklebobble2 I can relate to 1 and 5 and occasionally to 2, 4 and 6 (I don't have a dog but when I run in order to catch the bus it feels so awful lol) 😅
Picklebobble2 · 56-60, M
@HannibalAteMeOut I was going to mention odd bathroom habits ! Like......Always double checking once you've shaved.
Always finding that ONE hair that seems to grow at a more extreme rate than ANY OTHER as it pops up from your eyebrow/out your nose/out your ear etc !
Always finding that ONE hair that seems to grow at a more extreme rate than ANY OTHER as it pops up from your eyebrow/out your nose/out your ear etc !