Sapio · 51-55, M
When I die I want to be cremated.
poisonouscupcake · F
i want my skeleton preserved next to dinosaurs
HumanEarth · F
brainrapist · 31-35, F
@HumanEarth Hell yeah, you’re going in my living room
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thepeculiarpanda · 36-40, M
I expect to be prepared and served in a seven-course meal.
brainrapist · 31-35, F
@thepeculiarpanda as a smart part of every course or as the main dish?
valobasa4ever · F
DownTheStreet · 56-60, M
Fertilizer
brainrapist · 31-35, F
@DownTheStreet for any specific tree or food?
DownTheStreet · 56-60, M
@brainrapist some virgin forest somewhere
StygianKohlrabi · 46-50, M
that depends would I be mounted and used as a sex toy by some rich dowager?
brainrapist · 31-35, F
@StygianKohlrabi seems like that’s what you want, so yes
EndlessHorizon · 46-50, M
brainrapist · 31-35, F
@EndlessHorizon to keep you moist?
JRVanguard · 26-30, M
DrawntoaDistance · M
SinlessOnslaught · M
Wtf is a wet specimen and can I be it?
brainrapist · 31-35, F
SinlessOnslaught · M
@brainrapist Oh. Taxidermy because then there's less of a chance of neo-nazis reviving my nervous system for inhumane experiments. Also I just don't really like being in a jar.
BlueVeins · 26-30
I want to be vitrified. if it's just the two choices though, I'd rather be taxidermized I guess.
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brainrapist · 31-35, F
@BlueVeins why vitrification?
BlueVeins · 26-30
@brainrapist So that I can be resurrected later. (:
Heineken · 51-55, M
Hang me on a wall, hbu?
brainrapist · 31-35, F
@Heineken like flayed? That’d be cool
Elessar · 31-35, M
When I die I literally won't be here to care about what'll be of my body
PhoenixPhail · M
When I die, I won't care what happens to my body. It's just a container.
Neoerectus · M
rinkydinkydoink · M
Preserved in amber, please.
Oneofthestormboys · 56-60, M
Ummmmm… I don’t suppose I’m going to be too bothered at that point. Are there any other options though, so I can get the full picture of what’s on offer?
brainrapist · 31-35, F
@Oneofthestormboys no, you must pick one of the options I provided for you
Oneofthestormboys · 56-60, M
@brainrapist Ok. I’d that’s all that’s on the table, I’ll go taxidermy. Specimen jars have never appealed to me much.
ViciDraco · 41-45, M
Whatever. I'm dead, what should I care?
Youwereexpectingajoke · 31-35, M
Yes
brainrapist · 31-35, F
@Youwereexpectingajoke same