Did you know that humans can smell rain better than sharks can smell blood?Now you do. You’re welcome. Tell all your friends.
Does anyone know a way to get scratches out of my glasses?One that actually works and won’t make them worse. I know that I should just go see my eye doctor, but I don’t nearly have the time right now.
What’s the most awkward compliment you’ve ever received?For me it was, “you have a very nice looking cervix.”
This week sucked.Shitty sleep. Constant migraines. One dog dies yesterday, and we find out another has cancer today. Can it end now?
