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ScarletWitch · 31-35, F
No babies cost money
BlueVeins · 22-25
@ScarletWitch Only if you take care of them.
KingofPizza2 · 36-40, M
Food baby or regular type?
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KingofPizza2 · 36-40, M
@brainrapist Well fuck clearly that was the correct answer... you’ve prepared for this whole parenting game
brainrapist · 31-35, F
@KingofPizza2 I’ve done some research
KingofPizza2 · 36-40, M
@brainrapist Oh good... I was just going to guess at everything. Flip a coin for the hard stuff
juiceyangel333 · 31-35, F
I don't have a cock
juiceyangel333 · 31-35, F
@brainrapist that could work since big cocks are rare
brainrapist · 31-35, F
@juiceyangel333 unfortunately
juiceyangel333 · 31-35, F
@brainrapist you'll carry the baby inside you if that's the case. I'll pamper you and stuff
BlueVeins · 22-25
There are too many of those in the world.
raysam363 · 31-35, F
Fine, but you need to pick up the bones. Got an organ guy already lined up.
brainrapist · 31-35, F
@raysam363 why can’t we preserve the organs ourselves?
raysam363 · 31-35, F
@brainrapist Gotta buy them fresh!
Success · 26-30, F
I'll glue the arms on.
Harriet03 · 41-45, F
That ship sailed way back!
Rickg · 31-35, M
Out of play dough!
NIC0LE · F
As long as you carry. 🤷🏽♀️
marmar · 100+, M
ok
brainrapist · 31-35, F
@marmar thank you
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Twins
JimminyChristmas · 56-60, M
🏃
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HijabaDabbaDoo · F
You can give birth to the first 5 bbycakes
brainrapist · 31-35, F
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Jakefromnj · 41-45, M
Sure I’m up for it
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Sounds like a great idea
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Temporallube · M
Ok. I’m willing
SatyrService · M
I love babies, odd for a fellow like me but i really do. there are 3 in my life just now, thanks to nieces. a greaat stage of human. too bad about what they turn into.
firefall · 61-69, M
have you got enough string and glue?
where do we get the body parts, this time?
where do we get the body parts, this time?
juiceyangel333 · 31-35, F
@firefall 😂😂
Okay but you’re raising it.
brainrapist · 31-35, F
@666Maggotz what if it’s a baby pig?
Well... my heart will change then. I’ll be the best parent ever!@brainrapist
23andme said my genes are pretty good...
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Um, your cute and everything but I do not know you.
dinonuggies · 100+, M
Ok but I’m carrying the baby
You raise it.
You raise it.
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Adamski24 · 41-45, M
Ok I'll get the craft box out
Northerner · 70-79, M
Do you have an up to date recipe? 😂
vetguy1991 · 51-55, M
Can't you get those online?
BearDownChicago · 41-45, M
Damn it! I just had a vasectomy
Rambler · 61-69, M
That's expensive
SatyrService · M
a baby what?
brainrapist · 31-35, F
@SatyrService a baby human
MartinTheFirst · 26-30, M
smile
brainrapist · 31-35, F
@MartinTheFirst now you’re starting to bore me. Toodles, babe.
MartinTheFirst · 26-30, M
@brainrapist It's the indifference you're feeling.
brainrapist · 31-35, F
@MartinTheFirst 🤫 we’ll talk again soon
Differente · 31-35, M
Fuck yeah
DunningKruger · 61-69, M
By all means.
Rokasu · 36-40, M
Naw
Wales · M
Never
Degbeme · 70-79, M
Justenjoyit · 61-69, M
Do you know my name🙂
tenente · 100+, M
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@tenente hahahha