Let’s make a baby.

@KingofPizza2 food baby, duh

@brainrapist I’ll get cooking then, any requests?

@KingofPizza2 doesn’t matter as long as we can eat off each other

@brainrapist I’ll make something saucy then

@KingofPizza2 yay, this is gonna be so fun. I’m excited.

@brainrapist Hooray! Just a warning, it’s gonna be spicy.

@KingofPizza2 the spicier the better

@brainrapist I’ll make it burn inside and out

@KingofPizza2 are your trying to scare me?

@brainrapist Not at all! I thought you liked burning

@KingofPizza2 depends on what the burn is from

@brainrapist Makes sense... but only capsicum burns here. All food will be cooled appropriately

@KingofPizza2 it’s a date then

@brainrapist Meet me at 3:45am in the abandoned Chuck E. Cheese, then!

@KingofPizza2 omg are we gonna have Chuck E. Cheese pizza?

@brainrapist I’ll have the animatronic characters make it themselves

@KingofPizza2 I think I just fell in love with you

@brainrapist Yaaaaaaaay my sinister plot has borne fruit!

@KingofPizza2 so I guess now we have to make a real baby

@brainrapist Dibs on cutting the baby’s fingernails

@KingofPizza2 that’s such an odd thing to call dibs on

@brainrapist Well I wanted to make sure I got it! Also what are we thinking of for names?

@KingofPizza2 I like Victor for a boy

@brainrapist Awesome, I’m thinking maybe the middle name can be Oregano?

@KingofPizza2 lol sure that works